slapped the table.
âBeatrice, this is why I donât like you chewing those candy necklaces!â said Mrs. Bradford. âDoes anyone know the Heimlich?â
âIâm fine!â Jenner protested. âDelilah, go ahead with your funeral ⦠uh ⦠idea.â
I knew I was about to make her head explode, but I had no other choice. âWell, this summer I saw Renee Mercer eating out of a trash canââ
âBwa-ha-ha!â
The first raucous laugh came from somewhere in the back of the room. Several other people joined in.
It wasnât the initial response Iâd hoped for, but at least Iâd gotten some attention.
âThatâs not the whole story,â I said. âSee, it was an ice-cream cone that belonged to her ex-boyfriend, and she was stalking him at the mall.â
Now everyone was chattering, even more so than about the shoplifting teen. Iâd attached a face and name to the situation, something Ava hadnât done, making my story seem raw and real. With the buzz I was already building,the article was sure to explode once it reached the student body, lifting me to Junior Global Journalist acclaim.
And then I heard a voice at the end of the table say five dooming words: âWait until Renee hears this.â
A girl from the sports section, who I now recognized as one of Reneeâs lacrosse teammates, whipped her cell phone out of her purse.
Beside me, I heard the smack of palm against forehead as Jenner sang, âI toooold you.â
Other kids caught on to Lacrosse Girlâs idea, and soon thumbs started to fly across keypads, as the story of Reneeâs summer adventure was texted to other classrooms ⦠and of course, to Renee herself.
âWait! Whoa!â I leaned across the table, though Lacrosse Girl was still several arm lengths from me. âThis conversation doesnât need to leave the room yet. Itâs just an idea!â
âA bad idea!â chimed in Jenner.
I glared at her and she shrugged. âIâm only trying to help.â
âI wasnât going to use Reneeâs name in the article,â I insisted. âMy sources were going to be anonymous ⦠like Avaâs!â I pointed at her, hoping to spread a little of my impending doom.
Jenner had been right. It was one thing to take on the Little Debbies, girls I could beat down with a wet noodle;Renee Mercer was an entirely different beast. She was going to make me the schoolâs first obituary listing.
âCell phones away before I take them away!â shouted Mrs. Bradford. âWeâve obviously got some great articles for our next issue, but Delilahââshe turned to meââyou will need to keep your sources anonymous when you write your piece.â
I flopped back into my seat and groaned. âIf I live to write it.â
As the meeting continued, I became aware of a strange chain reaction at the opposite end of the table. It started with the girl whoâd texted Renee.
I watched her check her phone, then clap a hand to her mouth and giggle. The boy to her right leaned close, and she showed him the message. His eyes widened, and the boy to his right leaned over so the first boy could whisper to him. The second boy passed the message to the girl beside him, and she tapped Jenner on the shoulder.
I tried to read the girlâs lips, though I knew the message couldnât hold anything promising. A moment later, my suspicions were confirmed. Jenner cringed, scribbled on a piece of paper, and passed it to me.
Renee is going to tie you to the tetherball pole and bat you around.
I raised an eyebrow and Jenner scribbled on the paper some more.
Sheâs going to the gym right now to tape up her hands.
I frowned in confusion, and Jenner mimed a few boxing punches.
Just then, my sense of self-preservation kicked in.
I grabbed my book bag and stood up. âMrs. Bradford, I want to talk to the headmaster about