trying to be funny or what?â he snapped. âGot bit by a turtle, if you really want to know.â
I could see I was gaining his trust, so I went in with what is called a leading question. âFrogs can give you a nasty bite too, canâtthey?â I said, very sympathetically. âAre you sure it wasnât a frog?â
It was an important moment. I stared at Old Morris, waiting for the giveaway guilty look, but I couldnât see it. He had a strange expression on his faceâit reminded me of the one Aunt Tabby has when she gets really upset but tries not to show it.
But I waited patiently and did not stop staring in case I missed a flicker of guilt. Old Morris was about to say somethingâand I was sure all would be revealedâwhen my dim-witted sidekick piped up, âWhatâs in your bucket?â
Now that was really stupid. It gave the whole game away.
âNone of your business,â Old Morris growled. âIf you want to see whatâs in thebucket you get your mom or dad or whoever is in this pile of junk here to buy a ticket this afternoon. Got that? Now scram . Pesky kids.â He stomped back to the bucketâbut Wanda beat him to it. Wanda can really scoot when she gets going. She zoomed past Old Morris and grabbed the bucket. âHey!â he yelled.
âFrogs!â yelled Wanda, lifting off the lid.âI knew it, theyâre in here. Iâve found Dadâs frogs! â
Old Morris grabbed the bucket from Wanda. âLeave my bucket alone,â he growled, âand get lost. If I ever see you kids around here again there will be trouble. Got that?â
But Wanda would not give up that easily. She grabbed the bucket back and hung on like a dog with a bone. I would not have been surprised if she had growled, too. A tug-of-war broke out between Wanda and Old Morris, but Wanda would not give. Old Morris was so busy fending her off that he did not notice the pile of junk moving in on him fast.
I did not know that Sir Horace could run . Without losing a single bolt he ran over and grabbed the bucket from them both.
âWho is that in there?â demanded Old Morris. âCome out and fight like a man. Comeon .â Old Morris, who was not as tall as Sir Horace, stood on tiptoe and peered into the visor. âItâs no good hiding,â he yelled.
â I am in here, FitzMaurice,â Sir Horaceâs voice boomed out. It sounded really spooky. âI, Sir Horace, have come on a quest for frogs and to take back what is rightfully mine. Now stand aside and let me pass!â Sir Horace drew his swordâthe one Wanda and I had given him for his five hundredth birthdayâand pointed it at Old Morris. It looked really sharp.
âCareful!â I shouted. I did not want my suspect damaged.
âDo not fear, Miss Spookie. I have him at my mercy. I am in no danger.â Sir Horace turned around and waggled his sword at me. âMy trusty birthday present will protect me.â
It obviously had been a long time since SirHorace had done any proper knight stuff and it showed. Even I know that you do not turn your back on someone like Old Morris for as much as one second.
In that second Old Morris had snatched Sir Horaceâs sword and thrown it to the ground. The next second he grabbed Sir Horace around the waist and threw him into a nearby wheelbarrow. Sir Horace landed with a horrible crash, and both his arms fell off. He lay in the wheelbarrow with his feet kicking like a stranded beetle. It was horrible. âNora!â yelled Old Morris. âNora!â
A little kid with carroty pigtails, grubby T-shirt and shorts, and long stick arms and legs appeared out of nowhere. âYes, Dad?â she squeaked.
I was shocked. How could Old Morrispossibly be a dad? He looked ancient. And he was so horrible .
âTake the bucket, Nora,â said Old Morris, âand get rid of those pesky kids.â
âOkay, Dad,â