when I went to the International Chili Cookoff with the Bishops last spring. I was the only one who could eat the whole bowl of Tasmanian DevilâBreath Chili from Down Under without asking for a glass of water. After winning, I couldnât feel my mouth, and I guess my lips and tongue looked pretty swollen, because the Bishops rushed me to the emergency room. Jason was pretty pissed.
âI didnât even get a chance to eat my Indian fry bread.â
âThanks for your concern, asshole.â
âMan, Kyle, you did this for a pair of butt-ugly shoes.â
âTheyâre not ugly. Theyâre tight.â I was sucking on ice, so when I spoke, drool dripped down my chin.
âTheyâre orange.â
âSo. Orange is tight.â
âYouâll never wear âem.â
âYeah, I will.â I pulled off my high-tops and put on the orange chili shoes.
âYouâll never wear âem in public.â
âWanna bet?â By that time, a tingling numb feeling had crept into my throat. Blisters popped out on my lips. I have to admit I was a little worried. I chomped on the ice and let it trickle down my throat.
âYeah. I bet you wonât wear âem.â
âIâll wear âem. Every day.â
âFor how long? A weekend?â
âA year. Iâll be the fashion trendsetter this year.â
âYeah, right.â
âBet your 1948 Captain Marvel Adventures number eighty-one.â
Jason paused. âAnd if I win?â
âYou get any film collection I have.â
âAny?â
âYep.â
âYouâre not gonna stick me with that Bollywood shit.â
âLike I said. Your pick.â
âOkay. I want your David Lynch collection, including Twin Peaks .â
I paused. This was big.
âWhat? Stakes too high?â
âDeal.â
âYouâre on.â Jason grinned.
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I looked down. The orange sneakers contrasted with the gray jumpsuit thing. They were pretty dirty. So far Iâd worn them for 170 days straight.
âKyle!â
I turned around and saw Mark standing in the middle of the corridor, fifty feet away.
âHave you been listening to me?â
I shook my head. âSorry.â I looked down at my shoes. âI was just thinking.â
Mark nodded. âCome on. Dr. Matthews is going to help you work through some things now. Sheâll be good to talk to.â
It was better to think about my shoes.
âYou seem like a pretty good kid, Kyle.â Mark clapped me on the back. He liked back clapping. I guessed it was the manliest way he could hug a guy. âYouâre going to be okay,â he said.
Who cares if Iâm okay? What about Jason? What about Chase? What about Mom? It was like the world had taken a freaky turn and Iâd ended up with all cameras focused on me.
We arrived at a dinky office at the end of a long hallway. It didnât have the doctorâs name on it or anything, so I kind of figured she just came every now and again. I peeked in the window.
Dr. Matthewsâs matted hair was swept up into a knot on the back of her head. It actually looked like a spider-webby doorknob from a 1930s horror flickâlike in an old Boris Karloff film. Wisps of gray around a rubber band, smack in the middle of her head. She wore a shapeless dress with bright colors and jungle prints. She jingled when she walked because of the loads of jewelry that covered her body, head to toe. The office smelled like burned cinnamon.
I looked at Mark. âSheâs the one whoâs going todecide if Iâm sane?â
Mark pushed me through the door and introduced me to Dr. Matthews. âIâll be waiting for you when youâre done.â
âYouâll have to excuse the makeshift office. Iâm getting mine redecorated. It should be done sometime next week.â Dr. Matthews smiled, and lines webbed from the corners of her eyes to her