his bill. Iâd say he waxed it.â
Emma said: âWe donât approve of the cinema, Jinx.â
âYou mean that old crab, Wesley, doesnât,â said Jinx. âWhat do you pay any attention to him for? He never had any fun himself, and he doesnât want anybody else to have any.â
The ducks were shaking their heads warningly and pointing their bills at the burdock plant. But Jinx pretended not to notice. âThat old Wesley,â he said. âIf he was my uncle, you know what Iâd doâIâd sew his bill up some night when he was asleep. Sew it with good stout thread andââ
At this point Uncle Wesley pushed aside the burdock leaves and waddled pompously out. âHa, there you are, Wes, old mud-scoop,â said Jinx. âI thought I could get you out.â
The duck ignored him. âAlice!â he said. âEmma! Go into the house at once. I do not care to have you associating with these persons. I must say, I am grievously disappointed in you, grievously. I am astonished that you would sit quietly by and hear such insults heaped upon the head of your uncle. If I had heard anyone speak so of my uncle when I was a ducklingââ
âYouâd have torn him in pieces and used his backbone as a walking stick,â Jinx interrupted. âInstead, youâre going to quack him to death. Wellââ
âPlease, Jinx,â Alice put in. âDonât tease Uncle Wesley any more.â A year or so ago she and her sister would have rushed indignantly to their uncleâs defence. But they no longer believed him to be the bold and fearless character he had always told them he was. They had looked up to him, admired him, taken his advice in everythingâuntil one day they had seen him back down when he had tried to cheat a squirrel by selling him wormy nuts. After that, although they still believed that he was probably the wisest duck that ever lived, they no longer allowed him to tell them what to do every minute of the day.
âO.K.,â said Jinx. âI take it all back, Wes. As a matter of fact, Iâve always considered you one of the most brilliantâno, no, I will say the most brilliant mind I have ever known. Why, I was saying to Freddy only the other dayâthat Uncle Wesley, I was sayingâwhy, he is so smart, I bet he could count right up to ten without stopping.â
Uncle Wesley could swallow any amount of flattery, and at the beginning of Jinxâs speech he had puffed out his chest and looked as important as possible. But at the end, he did have enough sense to see that the cat was making fun of him again, and he turned his back on him with an angry quack.
Jinx was going on, but Freddy said: âOh, lay off, Jinx, will you? Look, Wesley, we came up to talk to you about somethingââ
âOne moment,â Uncle Wesley interrupted pompously. âAlice! Emma! What is all this about your being at the movies with some strange duck?â
âThey werenât at the movies,â said Freddy. âJinx was kidding you.â
Uncle Wesley pushed out his chest. âYou will kindly not interfere in my domestic affairs, Freddy,â he said. âI do not need an interpreter in getting an explanation from my own nieces.â
âVery good, Wes,â said Jinx. âVery well put. But you shut your bill and let Freddy talk, or Iâll knock it so crooked youâll have to be fed with a spoon.â
âAll we came up to say,â said Freddy, âwas that weâre not too sure of that cat, Arthur, and we want to warn you to go slow with him. I know heâs very pleasant spoken and entertaining, butââ
âThatâs enough,â Uncle Wesley cut in coldly. âThatâs quite enough. You are speaking of one who has shown us a great deal of kindness. We are proud to call him our friend.â
âFreddy is our friend too, Uncle,â said Emma.
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