on, darlin?â
âOne of them called me a traitor, do you know?â
Norman is incensed.
âMe! Me, who served fourteen year in the Territorials!â
âNormanâll have a cuppa as well, hen,â Moira says.
Here is how Moira and Norman work together, how theyâd got on sharing the same corner space of RDJ Constructionâs Surveying Office for fourteen years: if you make the tea for the two of them, you always pour the water over the teabag in Moiraâs special oversized teacup with the flowers on it, then pull it out immediately and add it to Normanâs mug (bright blue, says Worldâs Best Dad! in red), which already has one bag in it. You let Normanâs tea stew for the time it takes to go to the fridge and get the milk, pull the sugar down from the cupboard with the anonymous notice that we all know is Elaineâs work on it:
Would Everyone wash up there own Dishes and Cupâs please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three sugars for Norman and a splash of milk. The tip of a spoon in the sugar for Moira. Then, and only then, you take the two teabags out of Normanâs mug. This is how Norman told me to make the tea, exactly this way, when I was settling in on my first day.
âMoira doesnât like it strong. Not at all. Me, Iâm the opposite, see. I like brickie tea! Tea to put hairs on your chest! But Moira, itâs just delicate for her.â
His voice softer, more reverent, as he told me this than Iâve ever heard it since.
Moira and Norman are both married to other people, have been for years. Only when they go home, though. All that time they spend together in the day, looking after each other, smiling affectionately at each other, checking that the other one gets their tea right. And it would never occur to either of them.
Graeme is already in the staff kitchen, on his knees in front of the fridge, trying to find the perfect spot for his sandwiches.
âItâs because of the new development,â heâs saying. âThey announced that weâd won the contract to do it last night, and it was all over the papers this morning. They gave the full address and everything, but the protesters still didnât work out which entrance was ours till Elaine arrived.â
âWhatâs the new development?â
âOh yeah. We were keeping the bid a secret, and Ian mentioned it to the office on Friday, but you were away at your hen weekend. Iâve had my sister on the phone this morning giving me a total earful of it, and sheâs never usually up before twelve.â Heâs still smirking.
âWhatâs their objection to it? Ach, is it the Christians again? Weâre not knocking through another church for those bloody style bars?â
He passes me a tabloid, folded open, the ink of it grainy on my fingers. I read and flinch.
JACKSON GROUP BUY OUT VICE GIRL BASE
âThe new development is on the site of a brothel?â
âHeh, heh. No, I think itâs like a shelter, actually. Just down the road, thatâs hows we got the contract. You know, where all the, heh, eh, prossies go and hang out. On the night shift, eh?â
Chuckle, chuckle. Heâs blooming under the idea of it now, the fur coat and nae knickers of it, lads-mag innuendo nudging away at his little boy smile.
âThe Sanctuary Base? So presumably, that mob outside are the people who work there?â
âWell,â He lowers his voice, leans into me so I can get a bettersmell of his Lynx. âI heard Elaine saying that actually, some of them are the hookers !â
The word has me before I realise. That dirty hooker . Three days ago I wouldnât even have paused.
It takes Graeme a couple of seconds to realise that Iâm not sharing the joke, by which time Iâm working on an encouraging half-smile so as not to hurt his feelings.
Graeme and I are the only people under thirty in this company. I know that because Iâve got access