a fart for, I'm afraid. The gent eats his supper off china, just like us.'
'The old hunks!' said John. 'But, tight-wads like that, they stash their money in the bank, don't they? And you have made him write a paper leaving all of it to you; and now you are here for a bottle of poison—'
Gentleman shook his head.
'Not a ounce of poison?' said John, looking hopeful.
'Not an ounce. Not a scruple. And no money in the bank—not in the old man's name, at least. He lives so quietly and so queerly, he scarcely knows what money's for. But there, do you see, he doesn't live alone. Look here, who he keeps for his companion…'
The Queen of Hearts.
'Heh, heh,' said John, growing sly. 'A wife, very game.'
But Gentleman shook his head again.
'A daughter, ditto?' said John.
'Not a wife. Not a daughter,' said Gentleman, with his eyes and his fingers on the Queen's unhappy face. 'A niece. In years,' he glanced at me, 'say Sue's years. In looks, say handsome. Of sense, understanding and knowledge,' he smiled, 'why, let's say perfectly shy.'
'A flat!' said John with relish. 'Tell me she's rich, at least.'
'She's rich, oh yes,' said Gentleman, nodding. 'But only as a caterpillar is rich in wings, or clover rich in honey. She's an heiress, Johnny: her fortune is certain, the uncle can't touch it; but it comes with a queer condition attached. She won't see a penny till the day she marries. If she dies a spinster, the money goes to a cousin. If she takes a husband,' he stroked the card with one white finger—'she's rich as a queen.'
'How rich?' said Mr Ibbs. He had not spoken, all this time. Gentleman heard him now, looked up, and held his gaze.
'Ten thousand in ready,' he said quietly. 'Five thousand in the funds.'
A coal in the fire went pop . John gave a whistle through his broken tooth, and Charley Wag barked. I glanced at Mrs Sucksby, but her head was bent and her look was dark. Mr Ibbs took a sip from his tea, in a considering way.
'I'll bet the old man keeps her close, don't he?' he said, when the tea was swallowed.
'Close enough,' said Gentleman, nodding, moving back. 'He's made a secretary of her, all these years—has her reading to him for hours at a stretch. I think he hardly knows she has grown up and turned into a lady.' He gave a se-cret sort of smile. 'I think she knows it, though. No sooner do I start work on the pictures than she discovers in herself a passion for painting. She wants lessons, with me as her master. Now, I know enough in that line to fake my way; and she, in her innocence, can't tell a pastel from a pig. But she takes to her instruction—oh, like anything. We have a week of lessons: I teach her lines, I teach her shadows. The second week goes by: we move from shadows to design. Third week—blushing watercolours. Next, the blending of the oils. Fifth week—'
'Fifth week, you jiggles her!' said John.
Gentleman closed his eyes.
'Fifth week, our lessons are cancelled,' he said. 'Do you think a girl like that may sit in a room, with a gentleman tutor, alone? We have had her Irish maid sit with us, all this time—coughing and turning red in the face, every time my fingers stray too near her lady's, or my breath comes too warm upon her little white cheek. I thought her a marvellous prude; it turns out she had the scarlet fever—is at this moment dying of it, poor bitch. Now my lady has no chaperon but the housekeeper—and the housekeeper is too busy to sit at lessons. The lessons, therefore, must end, the paints are left to dry upon their palette. Now I only see Miss at supper, at her uncle's side; and sometimes, if I pass her chamber door, I hear her sighing.'
'And just,' said Mr Ibbs, 'as you was getting on so nicely.'
'Just so,' said Gentleman. 'Just so.'
'Poor lady!' said Dainty. Her eyes had tears in them. She could cry at anything. 'And her quite a peach, you say? About the figure and the face?'
Gentleman looked careless. 'She can fill a man's eye, I suppose,' he said, with a
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