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    Lying on the bed, she should spread her legs for him to enter her. And you’re done.
    I kid, I kid! There’s more! With the help of a little daily stretching, she should splay her legs in the air into a wide split. Straightening her legs all the way is more for fashion than function, so if she’s not super duper flexible, fret not! (No one expects him to     be an acrobat, so she shouldn’t lose points for that either!) Depending on said bendiness, he should keep her legs apart by holding on to her either ankles (for a wide split) or her knees (for a thinner split).

    “O Love, O fire! once he drew With one long kiss my whole soul through My lips , as sunlight drinketh dew .”
    — Alfred Tennyson

    While he works hard in between her legs, she can pleasure herself. Some women worry that masturbating during sex will make him think she prefers her own hand to his penis. Au contraire: “I was so aroused with your penis inside me that I just had to touch myself,” should never be interpreted as anything other than an enormous ego boost to him. Touch away.
    Naturally, this position is an aesthetic A+, but it also lets both partners get deeply acquainted!
F IFTY B EAUTIFUL E UPHEMISMS FOR L ADY S ELF -L OVIN ’

E verybody needs a little magic touch once in a while. While it might seem like a dude-dominated sport, it shouldn’t be news that ladies like a little self-love once in a while. There are plenty of fun phrases guys can use to describe their time spent flying solo, but I have always been disappointed at the lack of creative terms for lady masturbation. But no more! Forget about “flicking the bean” and scrub “petting the beaver” from your brain, and enjoy these 50 lovely euphemisms for sex with the one you love most.
     
Gilding the Lily
Bopshebopping
Spinning the dial
Dialing the Rotary Phone
Hitchhiking South
Riding the Unicycle
Ménage a Moi
Pressing your Pleats
Fiddling your Diddle
Finger Dancing
Doing it in the
French Way
Tending the Secret
Garden
Slapping the Bass
Smacking the Pony
Riding the Unicorn
Kickin’ it with BOB
Groping the Grotto
Shooting the Pink
Marble
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Beating around the Bush
Buffing the Jewel
Reading in Braille
Spanking Lucy
Pat the Bunny
5 Digit Disco
Double-Clicking the Mouse
Playing Poker
Manual Override
Twiddle the Fiddle
Finger Banging
Playing Pianist
Falling Down the
Rabbit Hole
To Pluck One’s
Twanger
Tiptoeing through the Tulips
Paddling the Canoe
Strip Mining
Pushing your Own Buttons
Strumming the Banjo
The Virgin’s Release
Nulling the Void
Hula-hooping
Romancing Thy Own
The Record Scratch
Exploring the Deep South
Parting the Petals
Night In with the Girls
Playing Solitaire
Ringing the Doorbell
Sending a Telegram
Jilling Off
    T OUCHDOWN

    The position for all those who are footloose and fancy-free. In other words, it works for anyone ranging from the foot fetishist to those not totally grossed out by being near feet.
    She lies on her back with her knees hugged to her chest. He kneels in front of her where he’s most comfortable moving in for the win. Instead of stretching her legs out or wrapping her ankles around his head, this simple position just asks that she put her feet flat on his chest. Her goal is to have her big toes touching her big toes and her heels touching her heels. The closer her feet are together, the tighter he will fit inside of her. She can practice flexing her PC muscles so that the tension around his penis will expand and contract, giving him a rhythm to work with as he goes in and out of her. Doing this feels good for him and for her—flexing those muscles helps to build orgasms!
    For a penetrating take on a little fancy footwork, this position is a perfect go-to.
    O VER THE S HOULDER A NKLE H OLDER

    People joke about being able to put their legs over their heads, but it’s actually quite a useful skill. For instance . . .
    She lies down on the bed, with her legs curled up to her chin. This