know, the short humans are heading for the back porch.
I bound after them. âHey, wait for me!â
Angel punches her palm a couple of times. âBall?â she asks. Her long, wavy hair hangs out the back of her cap like a squirrelâs tail.
Hattie shakes her head. âJump-rope?â she says.
Angel scrunches up her face. âNah,â she says. She pauses for a moment, her gaze wandering. Then her shoulders sink and she disappears through the door.
Hattie sighs. She smells disappointed.
âDonât feel bad, Hattie,â I bark, dancing around her feet. âWeâre in the Dog Park. Itâs time to play!â I shoot out into the grass.
But instead of chasing me, Hattie trudges right on by.
âTry to catch me!â I bark, zooming along ahead of her. Straight to the giant tree.
Hattie grabs onto a high rung and starts climbing.
I watch until her feet disappear, my tail drooping. I sink back down. My Hattie does not belong in a tree. My Hattie belongs down here in the grass, chasing me. Or scooping me into her arms and showering me with kisses. Laughing, having the time of her life. Protesting when Fetch Man makes us leave the Dog Park to go home. Thatâs My Hattie.
But this Hattie is up in that giant tree again. Does she really want to hang out with those nasty squirrels? With no loyal dog to keep her safe? And protect her from grave danger? What if something bad happens to her?
Hey, wait a minuteâthatâs it! I run in circles. I know how to get My Hattie back!
After all, Iâm a professional. Iâll save her from dangerous squirrels! And Evil Humans! Why didnât I think of it sooner? Itâs the Best Idea Ever!
Sheâll remember how important I am, and sheâll change back to how she was before. Sheâll be My Hattie again. Like sheâs supposed to be. I spin and spin, every hair on my body itching to get to work. Iâll be on guard for the right opportunity. Itâs only a matter of time.
The next day, I follow Hattie around the house. When danger strikes, Iâll be ready.
Hattie fishes the long jump rope out of her backpack. She zooms into the Bathtub Room, where Food Lady is hanging a wide curtain. Hattie holds out the jump rope. âPlease?â she begs.
Food Lady sighs and shakes her head.
Hattieâs shoulders slump.
We hop down the stairs. Fetch Man is in the Lounging Place banging on the wall. When Hattie calls out to him, he turns around.
She shows him the jump rope. âPlease?â she begs.
Fetch Man sighs, too. He puts a hand on Hattieâs shoulder. He speaks to her in a gentle, hopeful voice. I catch one word.
âAngel?â
Hattie grimaces. She smells discouraged.
I know how she feels. So far nothing around here looks or smells the least bit dangerous. Iâm starting to think my plan to save her isnât going to work when that terrifying sound comes from the front door again.
Ding-dong!
I spring into action. âWarning! Warning!â I bark,bravely rushing to the source of the danger. âNobody go near that door.â
Fetch Man heads right toward it like he doesnât even hear me.
âWatch out!â I bark. âItâs probably a grave threat to our safetyââ
Aha! A grave threat! This is my big chance to save Hattie.
I hurry over to her. âBad news! Weâre all in jeopardy! Stay where you are. Iâll protect you.â
I race back to Fetch Man, growling and snarling. Totally ignoring me, he opens the door like nothing is wrong. âStand back!â I bark. âI can handle this. Iâm a professional.â
And sure enough, standing in front of us is an Evil Human wearing a hard hat on his head and dirty boots on his feet. Heâs carrying a bag thatâs heavy and bulging. One whiff reveals German Shepherd and telephone poles and a hint of ham sandwich. With mustard.
And thatâs not all. Heâs whistlingâa sure sign