at the farmer. 'Can you see me in a unicorn's saddle, sir? I think reins of gold would suit me, don't you?' He put fingertips to his mouth. 'You must forgive me, dear sir, for you have not the advantage of my name.' He bowed to the farmer. 'Achilles d'Auxigny, my most humble duty to you.'
'Eh?' said the farmer.
'This is Harry Trapp, uncle, and you're not to embarrass him.' Campion looked at the coachman. 'I want her, Simon, but I won't pay more than we paid for Pimpernel.'
Burroughs grinned. 'Yes, my Lady.'
'You'll forgive me, Mr Trapp?' She smiled at him. 'And thank you for bringing Emma here.'
'You're welcome, my Lady.' The farmer was blushing again because the Lady Campion was offering him her hand. He wiped his right hand on his smock and took hers. 'Thank you, my Lady.'
'And make sure you get something to eat before you ride home.'
'I will.' Harry Trapp smiled at her. He knew a real aristocrat when he met one, not some frippery floppery like the weird Frenchman.
Campion took her uncle's arm and led him back towards the Castle. 'You shouldn't be cruel to people.' She spoke, as she always did in private with him, in her perfect French.
'I do enjoy teasing your yokels. They are so very teasable.' He smiled at her. 'You do look dreadful. Do you have to dress like a peasant? And can't you leave horses to grooms?'
'I like horses.'
'It is time you were married,' Uncle Achilles said irritably. 'A good husband would keep you out of the stables.'
She laughed at him. She liked her Uncle Achilles, her mother's younger brother. His elder brother had become the Duc d'Auxigny, and had inherited with the Dukedom the Marquisates of a score of French villages and become Count of two score more, while Achilles, the younger brother, had inherited nothing except a minor title he refused to use, a noble name, and a clever head. Against his will he had been trained for the priesthood. His noble birth had insured a swift rise to a rich bishopric, a rise that his scandalous, hedonistic behaviour had not impeded in the least.
The revolution in France had let him slide, like Bertrand Marchenoir, out of the priesthood. He refused to take the Constitutional Oath, resigned his See, and when the burning of the great houses began, and when the stories of hacked, raped and slaughtered aristocrats spread through France, he had fled with his widowed mother to the Earl of Lazen's London house. The Duchess still lived on Lazen's charity, a charity she constantly criticised. Uncle Achilles, more independent, earned a living from the British government. He did not care to talk much about his work, but Campion knew from her father that Achilles d'Auxigny helped ferret out the secret agents who were smuggled into Britain as so-called refugees from the revolution.
They went through the kissing gate that led to the Castle's gardens. Campion, holding her uncle's arm, smiled up at him. 'I can't really imagine you as a bishop.'
He pretended indignation. 'I was a most loved bishop! I used to preach a very good sermon in which I would terrify a parish into making their confessions. I would then listen in the confessional and make a note of which ladies had committed adultery. Then, if they were very pretty, I would visit them and compound the offence, though with instant forgiveness, of course.' He laughed at her expression.
Turning Achilles d'Auxigny into a priest had been his father's ambition. Achilles' father had been known in France as the Mad Duke. He had believed himself to be God and, for his own worship, he had built a shrine at his Chateau of Auxigny in which, by careful mechanical contrivances, he would perform miracles. Undoubtedly the Mad Duke had hoped that his youngest son would preach the family gospel. Instead, as Achilles was fond of saying, his father had thought of himself as God and taught his children thereby that there was none. Now he looked at his niece. 'I always told your father not to marry into our family. We're all quite
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