ring my mother-in-law answered with a cheery, very British âHello?â
âItâs me, Diana,â I said, âand the top of the morning to you.â
âGood morning, darling, and how is it out there?â she asked. Not waiting for my response, she went on, âItâs frightfully hot here in the city, Iâm afraid.â
âI thought it would be,â I answered. âAnd weâre having the same heat wave in Connecticut. All I can say is, thankGod for air-conditioning. Anyway, how are my holy terrors today?â
She laughed. â Divine . And I canât tell you how much I relish having them to myself for a couple of days. Thanks for that, Mal, itâs so very sweet and considerate of you, letting me get to know my grandchildren in this way.â
âThey love you, Diana, and they enjoy being with you,â I said, meaning every word. âAnd what are you planning to do with them?â
âIâm taking them to the Museum of Natural History, after breakfast. You know how they are about animals, and especially dinosaurs. Then I thought Iâd bring them home for a light lunch, since itâs so nice and cool in the flat. I promised to take them to F.A.O. Schwarz after their nap. Weâre going shopping for toys.â
âDonât spoil them,â I warned. âDoting grandmothers have been known to spend far too much money at certain times. Like when theyâre on holiday visits.â
Diana laughed, and over her laughter I heard my daughter wailing in the background. Then Lissa said in a shrill voice, âNanna! Nanna! Jamieâs broken my bowl, and the goldfish is on the carpet. Dying! â The wailing grew louder, more dramatic.
âI didnât do it on purpose!â Jamie shouted.
My mother-in-law had not spoken for a moment, no doubt distracted by this sudden racket exploding around her. Now she exclaimed, âOh, God, hang on a minute, Mallory, the fish is gasping. I think Iâd better grab a glass of water and pop the fish in it. Wonât be a tick.â So saying she put the phone down, I strained to hear my children.
Jamie cried plaintively, âIâm sorry, Lissa.â
âPick up the phone and speak to your mother,â I heard Diana instruct from a distance, sounding very brisk and businesslike. âSheâs waiting to say hello to you, darling.Go on, Lissa, speak to your mummy,â my mother-in-law commanded in a tone that forbade argument.
After a moment, a small, tearful voice trickled down the wire. âMommy, Jamieâs killed my goldfish. Poor little fish.â
âNo, I havenât!â Jamie shrieked at the top of his lungs.
âDonât cry, honey,â I said to Lissa, then added in a reassuring voice, âAnd Iâm sure your goldfish isnât dead. I bet Nanna has it safely in water already. How did the bowl break?â
âIt was Jamie that broke it! He banged on it with a spoon, and all the water fell out and my little fish.â
âHe must have been banging awfully hard to break the glass,â I said. âPerhaps it was already cracked. Iâm sure it was an accident, and that he didnât do it on purpose.â
In the background, Jamie cried again, âIâm sorry.â
Lissa said, âHe was banging hard, Mommy. Heâs mean, he was trying to frighten Swellen.â
âSwellen?â I repeated, my voice rising slightly. âWhat kind of name is that?â
âShe means Sue Ellen,â Diana said to me, having relieved my daughter of the phone. âAnd I suspect the fish-bowl was defective, Mal. In any case, the goldfish is alive and kicking, or should I say swimming , in one of your Pyrex dishes. Iâll get a goldfish bowl later, at the pet shop where I bought the goldfish yesterday. Thatâll make her happy.â
âYou donât have to bother buying a new one,â I said. âThereâs a bowl from