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Book: Every Boy's Got One Read Online Free PDF

Tags: Fiction, General, Humorous, Romance, Contemporary

going to know what we use these dumb things for, anyway? How are you holding up?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Good. It’s pretty here.

    How do you know that his mom emailed him, anyway?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    Duh. I read it over his shoulder just now. I saw you and Cal talking at the baggage carousel. What did he say?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Oh. Nothing.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    Come on! SPILL!

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Is this a setup? Are you and Mark playing Fix Up the Best Friends? Because I told you before, I’m TAKEN. Besides. He’s not my type.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    You have a type ? What is it? The only thing the guys you’ve dated have in common is that they’ve all been unemployed. Or, if they HAD jobs, they were also screwing Amy Jenkins, like Dave.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Whatever happened to her, anyway?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    Who? Amy Jenkins?

    She married a rich lawyer, moved to Pound Ridge, and squeezed out two kids.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    No! No, she didn’t! Why did you tell me that? THAT’S NOT FAIR!!! She tried to ruin my life!!! Why should SHE have a happy ending?

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    You call living in Pound Ridge with a lawyer and two kids a happy ending? You so know she spends her days working out and helping the nanny make wheat-free snacks.

    Don’t worry. In a couple of years she’ll pudge out and he’ll trade her in for a younger model and she won’t be able to get a job to support herself anywhere because she doesn’t have any references, and one day you and Cal will pull into an outlet Benetton to pick up a pair of socks and she’ll be working the cash register.

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    I don’t want to talk about this anymore.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    Why not?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Well, for one thing, he’s sitting right next to me! He might see! Cut it out!

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    He’s not paying attention. He has his own emails to catch up on. Come on. What did he say? He must have said SOMETHING. You guys just sat next to each other for seven hours. Are you telling me he didn’t say ANYTHING that entire time?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane Harris
    Re: His Mother

    Nothing. Really. Oh, at the baggage carousel, he said he was sorry for stepping on my foot.

    J
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    To: Jane Harris
    Fr: Holly Caputo
    Re: His Mother

    That’s IT? Wow. That’s weird. Did he talk about his marriage at all?

    Holly
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    To: Holly Caputo
    Fr: Jane