surprised?â said Hoynes. âWas he noâ stranded for near a week?â
âHe was that. It was the worst week oâ gales anyone can remember. We managed tae get the lifeboat intae the wee bay at Caribeg and got him hame. Heâd been eating limpets, the poor bugger. Near lost the will tae live.â
âAt least it didna fall on his heid,â said Hamish.
âNo, but he didna miss it by much. Maybe aboot half an hour. He heard the roar as the hillside collapsed, mind. Aye, and the piper, tae.â
âThatâs jeest an auld wifeâs tale,â scoffed Hoynes. âIt was likely the wind whistling through the eaves oâ that bothy oâ yours.â
âIndeed it was not,â said Geordie indignantly. âHe even named the tune â âThe Flooers Oâ The Forestâ. You can ask him to this day.â
The three of them stood in silence, contemplating the plight of the stranded man. Their musings were interrupted when the door burst open to reveal two men, rain running off their slate-grey raincoats in rivulets.
âA pint of your very best, landlord!â shouted the taller of the two, as they shrugged off their soaking garments. âAnd a drink for the bar, while youâre at it,â he added, spreading his coat over a radiator.
Amidst the clamour of orders, Hoynes winked at Hamish. âNoâ slow wae a dram, right enough. The gameâs on, my freens.â
Watson the Fishery Officer and Marshall, the stony-faced Collector from Her Majestyâs Customs and Excise, sat opposite Sergeant Grant in Kinloch Police Office.
âMy information is that itâs to be today. Whatever theyâre up to, that is,â said Watson. âWe have to strike while the ironâs hot, Duncan. I know this is difficult for you, under the circumstances, but the law is the law, and Iâm sure youâre more than aware of the seriousness of all this.â
âDifficult â why so?â queried Marshall.
âThe sergeant here has a personal connection to Mr Hoynes . . . sir,â replied Watson obsequiously.
âThe fact that Iâm just about to marry Sandy Hoynesâ daughter makes absolutely no difference, Mr Watson. If a crime is being committed, my duty is clear. Iâll not flinch from it,â said Grant.
âAnd it better had remain that way, Sergeant,â replied Marshall. âThereâs a lot of interest in this case at Customs House in Glasgow. Make no mistake, everyone is taking this smuggling issue very seriously indeed. Careers may depend upon it. I hope I make myself clear?â He raised his eyebrows for emphasis.
âYou neednât worry about me,â replied Watson. âIâve been after Sandy Hoynes for a long time. Iâve never been able to pin anything on him â slippery as an eel â but weâve got him this time. Dealing in octopuses now, would you believe.â
âIâm less worried about the creatures of the deep and more about other matters,â said Marshall.
Watson stood. âI have it on very good authority that Hoynes and his sidekick are meeting with someone today. A plot is on the go. This very afternoon.â
âThey are currently holed up in the Douglas Arms. I have one of my officers making discreet observations, as you requested, Mr Marshall. But I need to know more.â
âIf our information is correct, they are meeting people with access to a plane. We can only assume that this is with a view to transporting Plain British Spirit out of bond, illicitly, to another destination. We already know that this stuff has made its way to Ayrshire.â Marshall looked the policeman in the eye. âThis is where it ends.â
Grant thought for a moment or two. Did he suspect that his prospective father-in-law may not exactly adhere to the rulebook when it came to fishing? Yes. Did he think he was smuggling large quantities of illegal