too soon to put in for a transfer? Shouldnât he at least meet Malich before trying to get away from him?
Cole could imagine Major Malichâs arrival in the office.
âWhat have you been doing while you waited for me to get back,â Malich would say.
âWaiting for you, sir.â
âIn other words, nothing. Donât you have any initiative?â
âBut I donât even know what weâre working on! How can Iââ
âYouâre an idiot. Put in for a transfer. Iâll sign it and hope that next time theyâll send me somebody with a brain in his head and a spark of ambition.â
Oh, wait. That wasnât Malich speaking. That was Coleâs father, Christopher Coleman, who believed in only two things: That people named Coleman should have really long first names (Coleâs was âBartholomewâ) and that nothing his son did could possibly measure up to his expectations.
Malich probably wouldnât even notice Cole was there. Why should he? As long as Cole was doing nothing, it didnât matter whether he was there or not.
So Cole left his office and crossed the hall to the secretary. âWhat am I supposed to call you?â he asked.
She pointed to her nameplate.
âSo you really go by DeeNee Breen.â
She glared at him. âItâs the name my parents gave me.â
âIâm sorry to hear that,â he said. âThatâs even worse than Bartholomew.â
She didnât smile. This was going well.
âI need some information.â
âI wonât have it, but go ahead.â
âIs Major Malich married?â
âYes.â
âSee? You did know.â
âHer name is Cecily. They have five children. I donât know the childrenâs names or ages, but one of them is young enough to have been crying one of the few times Mrs. Malich called here looking for her husband and thereâs a family picture on his desk but I donât know how old it is so that doesnât help with the ages. The children are boy boy girl girl boy. Debriefing over, sir?â
Cole realized now that she did have a sense of humorâbut it was so dry that it came across as hostility. So he made another try atwinning her over with wit. âItâs improper for me to discuss debriefing you, DeeNee Breen,â said Cole.
She either didnât get the joke or it was a Pentagon cliché or she thought it was hilarious but chose not to encourage him.
âMiz Breen, I need to know the address and telephone number of Mrs. Malich.â
âI donât have that information,â she said.
âThey donât give Major Malichâs contact information to the division secretary? What if the Colonel wants him?â
âPerhaps I havenât made myself clear,â she said. âMajor Malich does not consult with me. He does not give me assignments. I take his messages and when he comes in to the office, I give them to him. I have never needed to tell him his wifeâs address and telephone number. No one else has wanted it either. Therefore I do not have that information.â
âBut you do have a phone book,â said Cole. âAnd a telephone. And an imagination. And some of your time is supposed to be used in support of Major Malichâs work.â
âYou donât even know what Major Malichâs work
is
.â
âBut with your valuable assistance, Miz Breen, I
will
find out.â
âFrom his wife?â
âNow youâve connected the dots.â
She reached under her desk and pulled out a phone book. âI have real work to do,â she said. âAssignments that are urgently needed for the ongoing projects of officers who actually work here and know what theyâre doing. However, if you find out that information, I would be happy to record the results of your research so that I can answer this question for the next person to hold your fascinating