branches of the plane trees.
Suddenly he summoned a waiter:
I want my bill, he said, adding to me, finish up that revolting pudding, were going home tonight.
But were booked in here, I protested.
Doesnt matter. If we hurry, we can catch the sleeper.
But its Friday night, I said, well never get a bed.
Want to bet? said Rory.
We tore across London in a taxi, fortunately the streets were deserted, and reached Euston station just five minutes before the train was due to pull out.
Youll never get on, said the man at the booking office, its fully booked.
What did I tell you, I grumbled. Well have to sleep in a cattle truck.
Stop whining, said Rory. His eyes roved round the station. Suddenly they lit on one of those motorized trolleys that carry parcels round stations and are always running one over on the platform. It was coming towards us. Stepping forward, Rory flagged it down.
The driver was so surprised he screeched to a halt and watched in amazement as Rory piled our suitcases on.
What the bleeding hell do you think youre doing, mate? he said.
Drive us up Platform 5 to the first class sleeper for Glasgow, said Rory.
You want me to do what? asked the driver.
Go on, said Rory icily, well miss the train if you dont hurry.
He climbed on and pulled me up beside him.
We cant, I whispered in horror, well get arrested.
Shut up, snarled Rory. Go on, he added to the driver, we havent got all bloody day.
There was something about Rorys manner, a combination of arrogance and an expectation that everyone was going to do exactly what he wanted, that made it almost impossible to oppose him. Grumbling that hed get the sack for this, the driver set off.
Cant you go any faster? asked Rory coldly. The driver eyed the fiver in Rorys hand.
You wont get a penny of this, said Rory, unless we catch that train.
We gathered speed and amazingly stormed through the barrier unopposed and up the platform. Train doors were being slammed as we reached the sleeper.
Put the luggage on the train, said Rory to the driver, and strolled over to the attendant who was giving his lists a last-minute check. I edged away, terrified there was going to be a scene. Im afraid were booked solid, sir, I heard the attendant say.
Didnt the Ritz ring through? said Rory, his voice taking on that carrying, bitchy, upper-class ring. Afraid not, sir, said the attendant.
Bloody disgrace. Cant rely on anyone these days. Expect your side slipped up, one of your staff must have forgotten to pass on the message.
The attendant quailed before Rorys steely gaze. He took off his peak cap and scratched his head.
Well, what are you going to do about it? said Rory. Im on my way back from my honeymoon, my wife is quite exhausted. We booked a sleeper and now youre trying to tell me youve given it away.
As the attendant looked in my direction, I edged further away, trying to merge into a slot machine. I really dont know what to say, sir.
If you value your job, said Rory, youd better do something about it.
Two minutes later an enraged middle-aged couple in pyjamas were being shunted into a carriage down the train.
Im awfully sorry, sir, the attendant was saying.
You might have thanked him, I said, sitting down on the bed, and admiring the splendour of our first-class compartment.
One doesnt thank peasants, said Rory, pulling off his tie.
CHAPTER SIX WE drove towards the ferry which was to carry us to Irasa. I glanced at Rory hunched over the wheel, demons at his back, the beautiful
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