toward me.
âWhoaaaaa,â he said. âYou clean up nice, huh?â
Ew, I thought. I hate when people say that.
âThanks, Jack.â
âSo . . .â
âSo . . .â
âSo, like . . .â
âAre you having fun with your friend?â I asked.
âOh, Blair? Sheâs just a . . .â
âFriend?â
âYeah. Thatâs what I was going to say.â
âAh. Cute.â
He may have been adorable, but Jack was not the conversationalist Iâd met in class. He was drunk, however.
âYou wanna come check out my room?â
âHmmmmm. I think Iâll pass.â
Iwanted to hang out with the Jack I thought I was meeting here, not the jackass heâd turned out to be.
âTay!â Meg squealed, pushing her way toward us. âYou have to come with me, thereâs an extremely babed-out business major who wants to meet you, and by âmeet youâ I mean âbone you.âââ
As I was dragged away from Jack, I looked back just in time to hear him say, âSee you in class, I guess?â
âYeah.â I flashed him a million-dollar smile. âI guess.â
âAlso,â Meg said as we walked away from Jack, âdid you invite someone named Jonah? The door guy just texted me. Theyâre not letting him in.â
3.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII . . .
âC an you please turn off your phone?â
Those are the words that woke me from the deepest sleep Iâd ever been in.
âTaylor.â
I did a quick body status check before opening my eyes.
âTaylor?â
Definitely hungover, definitely tired, my knees still felt like theyâd been assaulted, but thankfully and perhaps most important, I recognized the feeling of my sheets against my skin. I was in my bed, in my dorm room. Thank you, Jesus, or whoever it was who got me home safe. The voice got louder.
âTAYLOR!â
Irealized that the booming voice from across the room belonged to my generally quiet, adorably dweeby roommate, Morgan Hardy. She had short brown hair and a kind of smushed yet friendly face. She was not the type of girl who gave two fucks about how she presented and it totally worked for her. We didnât really know each other yet, but here she was screaming at me to wake up. Ugh, dorm life was a bizarre thing to get used to.
âWhat? Iâm sleeping. Stop, seriously. Leave me alone.â
âYour phone has been going off for, like, thirty minutes and itâs really annoying. Iâm trying to sleep.â
Last night? Had that happened?
I couldnât tell if what I remembered was real or just an intense dream. It was this strange combination of nostalgia and feeling completely detached from the events that took place. Things could have taken a very dark turn for me, but Meg, Sabrina, Colette, and the twins made sure that didnât happen. The âincidentâ ended up being an afterthoughtâa minor blip, a footnoteâto one of the craziest, most fun nights Iâd had in a long time.
But holy shit, my head felt like it was in a fucking vise. Switching from beer to Megâs Adderall juice to vodka and sugar-free Red Bull to vodka and regular Red Bull to Jell-O shots had not been a good idea.
I needed to come out of my sheet cocoon, deal with the day, my hangover, and my annoyed roommate. It took a few moments to focus on any of my surroundings. Two plain wooden desks, two ugly beds, a mini fridge, and a weird framed poster of some ironic eighties movie called The Lost Boys hanging over Morganâs bed. I could really only muster enough energy to say one thing.
âIâm a cliché.â
âSorry to rain on yourexistential parade, but can you turn off your phone? Your choice of text alert leaves a lot to be desired.â Morgan smiled.
âYeah, sorry.â I turned off the ringer.
The roommate situation could have been a lot