Thing! You only get one chance and then you die and they donât let you go round again after youâve got the hang of it! Do you understand, Thing! So weâll try it now ! I order you to help! Youâre a machine and you must do what youâre told!â
The lights formed a spiral.
âYouâre learning fast,â said the Thing.
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III. And in a voice like Thunder, the Great Masklin said unto the Thing, Now is the Time to go back to our Home in the Sky;
IV. Or we will Forever be Running from Place to Place.
V. But None must know what I Intend, or they will say, Ridiculous, Why go to the Sky when we Have Problems Right Here?
VI. Because that is how People are.
From The Book of Nome,
Quarries Chap. 2, v. IIIâVI
G URDER AND A NGALO were having a blazing row when Masklin got back.
He didnât try to interrupt. He just put the Thing down on the floor and sat down next to it, and watched them.
Funny how people needed to argue. The whole secret was not to listen to what the other person was saying, Masklin had noticed.
Gurder and Angalo had really got the hang of that . The trouble was that neither of them was entirely certain he was right, and the funny thing was that people who werenât entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves. Gurder was not certain, not entirely certain, that Arnold Bros (est. 1905) really existed, and Angalo wasnât entirely certain that he didnât.
Eventually Angalo noticed Masklin.
âYou tell him, Masklin,â he said. âHe wants to go and find Grandson Richard, 39!â
âDo you? Where do you think we should look?â Masklin asked Gurder.
âThe airport,â said Gurder. âYou know that. Jetting. In a jet. Thatâs what heâll do.â
âBut we know the airport!â said Angalo. âIâve been right up to the fence several times! Humans go in and out of it all day! Grandson Richard, 39, looks just like them! He could have gone already. He could be in the juice by now! You canât believe words that just drop out of the sky!â He turned to Masklin again. âMasklinâs a steady lad,â he said. âHeâll tell you. You tell him, Masklin,â he said. âYou listen to him, Gurder. He thinks about things, Masklin does. At a time like thisââ
âLetâs go to the airport,â said Masklin.
âThere,â said Angalo, âI told you, Masklin isnât the kind of nomeâwhat?â
âLetâs go to the airport and watch.â
Angaloâs mouth opened and shut silently.
âBut . . . but . . .â he managed.
âIt must be worth a try,â said Masklin.
âBut itâs all just a coincidence!â said Angalo.
Masklin shrugged. âThen weâll come back. Iâm not suggesting we all go. Just a few of us.â
âBut supposing something happens while weâre gone?â
âItâll happen anyway, then. Thereâs thousands of us. Getting people to the old barn wonât be difficult, if we need to do it. Itâs not like the Long Drive.â
Angalo hesitated. âThen Iâll go,â he said. âJust to prove to you how, how superstitious youâre being.â
âGood,â said Masklin.
âProvided Gurder comes, of course,â Angalo added.
âWhat?â said Gurder.
âWell, you are the Abbot,â said Angalo sarcastically. âIf weâre going to talk to Grandson Richard, 39, then itâd better be you who does it. I mean, he probably wonât want to listen to anyone else.â
âAha!â shouted Gurder. âYou think I wonât come! Itâd be worth it just to see your faceââ
âThatâs settled, then,â said Masklin calmly. âAnd now, I think weâd better see about keeping a special watch on the road. And