Mere. Youââ
âChris,â he groaned. âChristopher Mere, do I have to carve it into my forehead?â
âShut up. You go away and do whatever you have to do until your thirtieth birthday, and Iâll do what I have to do, and then the next generation can worry about it.â
âForget it,â he gurgled.
âAnd no more of this showing up at my house being all chatty and shit. Stay away from my family and stay away from me. For the next couple of years at least.â
âSorry. Canât do it.â
âYouâd better do it. And keep your Mere lips to yourself.â
âWhatâs wrong with my lips?â He put his hands around her small waist and tossed her off him. She hit the dirt (literally), planted her arms, and spun right back over him.
He shoved. She shoved. Soon they were rolling around in the driveway like a couple of kids having a playground spat.
âGo away!â
âNo.â
âBuzz off!â
âNo.â
âI hate you!â
âWell, I hate you, too, sunshine. But you taste pretty good, I mustâow!â
âAnd donât even think about using your rhymes on me. Youâre a lousy poet and an evil magic-doer.â
âYeah? Well, you come from a long line of cold-blooded murderers.â
âI do not!â
âDo too.â
âNot!â
âYou totally, completely do.â
âShut up!â
âMake me, sunshine.â
âIâll make you, all right.â She had temporarily gained the upper hand and was again on top. âIâll make you wish you were never born .â
âDonât you think weâre a little too old for this kind of thing?â He brought his legs up, hooked them around her neck, and rode her all the way down. âNow will you stop trying to beat the hell out of meâowâand listen? Ouch!â He wondered dizzily if that last punch had given him a concussion.
Beneath him, she wriggled and squirmed in the dirt like an outraged snake. That was actually a big, big problem, because the fight (and the kiss) had seriously turned him on. He prayed she couldnât feel his erection. Sheâd cut if off. He pressed down harder, careful not to hurt her, inwardly groaning as he tried to hide the biggest boner of his life.
A boner for the witch-hunter! Jesus wept.
âWill you stop wiggling and listen?â
Gasping from her efforts, Rhea wheezed, âThereâs nothing to listen to.â
âOh, thatâs the spirit.â
âWe donât talk, we fight. And kill. Youâd better reread your archives.â
âRhea, I can see how it is with you, but you donât know how it is with me. I wonât kill you.â
She blinked up at him. Her eyes were watering from all the dust in the air. âYouâd better,â she said. âBecause Iâm going to do my damnedest to kill you.â
âI wonât fight back, Rhea. Itâll be murder. Cold-blooded murder.â
âIt isnât murder.â
âIt really, really is.â
âDe Mere, youâd better fight!â
âNo.â
Before she could screech at him some more, he heard a car pull into the drive, then skid to a halt with the left front tire no more than six inches from the top of Rheaâs face.
Car doors were flung open, and quite a few Goodmans piled out and swarmed (how many were there, anyway?) around him. He realized he was pinning their eldest into the dirt and the two of them were filthy and sweaty. And their clothes were ripped.
He craned his neck to look up at Rheaâs father, who looked about ready to start breathing fire. âHi, Goodmans. Uh. This isnât what it looks like.â
Then somebody came up behind him and turned off all the lights inside his skull.
Chapter 7
R HEAâS lips were still burning from the kiss.
She thought of a line from King of the Hill : âThat boyâs not