son pour sugar into his tea . . . but will he be advised?â
âThey wonât at his age.â
âSadly, and then itâs too late once your second teeth arrive and you have by then acquired a taste for sweet-tasting food and drink. Well, to continue,â Dr DâAcre returned her attention to the corpse, âthis lady lived in the west all her life and had a diet high in sugar content. Her teeth have been quite heavily filled. You donât yet know her name do you?â
âNo, maâam, not yet,â Hennessey glanced up at the ceiling. The filament bulbs that illuminated the room were covered by opaque Perspex sheets which efficiently screened their potentially dangerous shimmer. âNot yet . . . in point of fact there might even be a missing personâs file already open awaiting to be matched to the deceased. That is something for me to check.â
âYes, seems likely if she was local but the dentistry may well confirm her ID. Dentists have to retain their files for eleven years by legal requirement. Some retain them for longer. This lady has had dental work done within the last eleven years, though not necessarily in the United Kingdom. Once I have taken casts of the upper and lower teeth, Iâll remove one and cut it in half. That will provide the age of the deceased plus or minus one year, but I can say now that she is in her mid to late forties.â She paused. âI donât think I have to disturb the face; there is no sign of head injury, none at all.â She felt gently and painstakingly round the circumference of the deceased womanâs head. âNo, no injury at all.â Dr DâAcre then ran her fingertips through the scalp hair. âNo, none, donât even have to arrange an X-ray. So . . . fortunately I can leave this lady to be identified by any next of kin who might come forward. She has clear nasal passages. Iâll check all other body cavities for you in case she has left you other gifts . . . such is not unknown. Now, letâs see what and when she ate last. The stomach and contents thereof is always another good and useful source of information.â She patted the stomach as she reached for a scalpel from the instrument trolley. âThere will be some gas but not a great deal. So, deep breath, gentlemen.â Dr DâAcre also took a deep breath. She then turned her head to one side and punctured the stomach with the scalpel. The gas within the stomach escaped with a mercifully brief âhissâ. âSmelled worse,â she said after exhaling and taking another breath, âdare say we all have. I still remember the bloated floater they found in the river, pulled him from the Ouse when he was about ready to burst of his own accord. It really was so very kind of the police to bring him here when he was in that state but I cleared the lab, put all the extractor fans on full, took an almighty breath and stabbed the stomach, then ran for the door, slamming it behind me, only then did I breathe. Remember, Eric?â
âLike it was yesterday, maâam,â Eric Filey grinned. âLike it was yesterday.â
âEven with the extractors on it was still a good half hour before we returned. We never found out who that old boy was.â Again Dr DâAcre stood. âThey gave him a name and buried him in a shared plot but he was someoneâs son once in his life, someone must have known him. His liver was completely shot to hell, little was left of his kidneys but there was no indication either way to tell us if he was pushed or fell into the river and so that was it. Death by misadventure. He was named John Brown and buried in the paupersâ section of Fulford Cemetery. I think of him often for some reason. I and other pathologists take a few of our patients home with us, in our heads I mean, and in that manner that poor old boy occupies a part of my mind. So
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