prohibition, when alcohol was illegal. Frommythical stories Iâd heard about Bud, he was the type of man who didnât take any mess off of anyone. Legend has it that his fuse was so short he once shot a man in the foot because heâd accidentally tripped up a set of stairs and broke several bottles of alcohol he was carrying for my great-grandfather. I believe Grandmother Lorraine inherited elements of Budâs no-nonsense personality. She was a feisty and bossy woman who could get on your nerves really quickly if you allowed her to get under your skin.
âI donât feel like meeting anyone,â I huffed because I thought for sure she was about to parade me around in front of her elderly acquaintances.
âI didnât ask what you felt like doing.â She stopped, turned toward me and snapped her fingers. âNow get that frown off of your face before I give you a left hook.â I gave her a condescending look and thought, Yeah right. Youâll swing and miss, and Iâll fall out of the floor laughing . I gave her a sly grin when she turned, and I followed her into the living room, where the visitors were waiting. The living room was in need of a major overhaul. The sofa and love seat were red and white and covered with plastic. I swear, she mustâve gotten liquored up and gone out to a Valentineâs Day door-buster furniture sale where she spent all of her cash. The furniture was old when my father was a teenager, which meant now it was ancient and needed to be donated to a museum. It was amazing that after all the years that had come to pass, the furniture was still sturdy enough to sit down on. On the wall above the sofa were framed photos of Jesus, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and President John F. Kennedy. She had recently added aformal photo of President Barack Obama to the lineup, as well. On another wall was a collection of family photos, one of which was of me as a toddler.
âHello,â I greeted the elderly woman and the young lady.
âThis is Miss Winston and her granddaughter, Lori. Theyâre my neighbors,â Grandmother Lorraine announced.
âNice to meet you,â I cordially addressed them while concurrently making eye contact.
âHave a seat right over there and visit with us for a moment.â Grandmother Lorraine directed me to an empty seat. I sat down across from Lori and instantly sensed sheâd been forced into this awkward visit just as I had been.
âIâm not looking for a girlfriend,â I whispered to Lori.
âThatâs good. Because Iâm not looking for a boyfriend,â she fired back, releasing a loud sigh and frowning.
âLori, watch your manners!â Miss Winston seemed appalled by Loriâs rudeness. Lori huffed indignantly and seemed to care less about anything her grandmother had to say.
Miss Winston slowly turned her head away from Lori and focused her attention on Grandmother Lorraine. âI donât know whatâs wrong with these children today, Lorraine. They just donât have any respect whatsoever.â
âThatâs why Iâm glad my son and grandson are here with me. The instant my son began having trouble with his ex-wife, I told him to send Wesley to me so I could attend to him while he straightened out his affairs. I wouldâve gotten Wesley in church and wouldâve taught him how to be a good and respectful Christian. If Wesley had come to live with me for a while he wouldâve nevergotten into so much trouble.â Grandmother Lorraine spoke about me as if I werenât in the room. I gawked at her with a puzzled expression because no one ever mentioned to me that she wanted to take me in. Not that I wouldâve wanted to come, especially since she had such a strict and stern hand.
âWesley, wipe the ridiculous look off your face. If you open your mouth any wider itâs going to fall onto the floor,â Grandmother Lorraine admonished. I
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