contacts.â
âBella doesnât know one end of a daffodil from the other,â said Oliver Fairleigh. âAnd her only contacts would be with other young devils in a similar state of ignorance.â
âHow did she look?â
âBeautiful as usual,â said Oliver Fairleigh, smiling benignly. He looked sunnily around the lawns and hedges and flower beds that comprised his domain, and positively oozed self-satisfaction. âWe did a good job there, my dear,â he said.
Eleanor Fairleigh-Stubbs was rather surprised at the concession to her embodied in the âwe.â
âSuch a dangerous name to choose,â she said. âLovely that it turned out right. Is she really liking the job?â
âSays she is.â Her husbandâs mood seemed to cloud over slightly. âJust waiting to get on those damn-fool color supplements, I imagine. And sleeping around with that end in view.â
âNow, Oliver, Iâm sure you donât know sheâs been doing anything of the kind.â
âIâve never known a girl that good-looking who wasnât sleeping around,â said Oliver Fairleigh, grandly general. âThat being so, I suppose she might as well do it with an end in view.â He added, as he often did when talking about the affairs of his children: âShe canât expect anything more from me.â
Eleanor Fairleigh knew that if there was one person who could wheedle cash out of her husband, it was Bella, but she didnot say so. âSheâll be coming to the birthday dinner anyway, wonât she?â she asked.
âOh, yes, sheâs coming.â
âPerhaps we can talk about it then.â
âAbout what? Who sheâs sleeping with?â
âNoâof course not. Just how sheâs doing, and so onâwho her friends are. Girls will tell things to their mother that they wouldnât tell anyone else.â
It struck Oliver Fairleigh that his wife had a genius for hitting on generalizations that were the exact opposite of the truth, but he was used to her combination of woolly thinking and unjustified optimism, and he seldom bit her head off more than three or four times a day, so he left her in her comfortable delusion.
âWell, Iâm glad boys donât do the same to their fathers,â he grunted. âI couldnât bear to be made the recipient of Markâs confessions.â
The name of that particular son was always a danger signal in conversations with Oliver Fairleigh. His wife, no wiser now than ever, weighed in with an appeal: âBut you will be nice to him on Saturday, wonât you, Oliver?â As she said it, she felt sure she was only making things worse.
Oliver Fairleigh left an eloquent pause.
âYes,â he said.
Eleanor Fairleigh was so surprised that she stopped in her tracks and looked with earnest inquiry into her husbandâs face.
âWhatâs the matter, woman? You asked me a question and I gave you an answer.â He continued on his way, with a sort of mock-aggrieved grumbling: âIt was a truthful answer, too. Thatâs the trouble with women. Theyâll believe any amount of comfortable lies, but you tell them the truth and you havenât a hope of being believed.â
Lady Fairleigh-Stubbs put her arm through her husbandâs, and they continued their walk.
âWell, that will be nice,â she said. âIf you can. Because heâs not a bad boy. And heâs very good-natured.â
âHe is a bad boy, and he is not good-natured,â said OliverFairleigh. He added, with a rare honesty: âNot that Iâd like him any better if he was good-natured.â
Eleanor Fairleigh was puzzled by his attitude. âJust so long as you try to like him,â she said, smiling vaguely at a rhododendron bush and gripping his arm a little closer.
âI am most certainly not trying to like him,â said Oliver Fairleigh, irritated by