storey, Iâve never discovered. Probably thinks it doesnât matter. After all, these financial johnnies donât ask for intellectual companionship.â
âWhat nationality is she?â Poirot asked curiously.
âLooks South American, I always think. But I believe she comes from the West Indies. One of those islands with sugar and rum and all that. One of the old families thereâa creole, I donât mean a half-caste. All very intermarried, I believe, on these islands. Accounts for the mental deficiency.â
Young Mrs. Legge came over to join them.
âLook here, Jim,â she said, âyouâve got to be on my side. That tentâs got to be where we all decidedâon the far side of the lawn backing on the rhododendrons. Itâs the only possible place.â
âMa Masterton doesnât think so.â
âWell, youâve got to talk her out of it.â
He gave her his foxy smile.
âMrs. Mastertonâs my boss.â
âWilfred Mastertonâs your boss. Heâs the M.P.â
âI dare say, but she should be. Sheâs the one who wears the pantsâand donât I know it.â
Sir George reentered the window.
âOh, there you are, Sally,â he said. âWe need you. You wouldnât think everyone could get het up over who butters the buns and who raffles a cake, and why the garden produce stall is where the fancy woollens was promised it should be. Whereâs Amy Folliat? She can deal with these peopleâabout the only person who can.â
âShe went upstairs with Hattie.â
âOh, did sheâ?â
Sir George looked round in a vaguely helpless manner and Miss Brewis jumped up from where she was writing tickets, and said, âIâll fetch her for you, Sir George.â
âThank you, Amanda.â
Miss Brewis went out of the room.
âMust get hold of some more wire fencing,â murmured Sir George.
âFor the fête?â
âNo, no. To put up where we adjoin Hoodown Park in the woods. The old stuffâs rotted away, and thatâs where they get through.â
âWho get through?â
âTrespassers!â ejaculated Sir George.
Sally Legge said amusedly:
âYou sound like Betsy Trotwood campaigning against donkeys.â
âBetsy Trotwood? Whoâs she?â asked Sir George simply.
âDickens.â
âOh, Dickens. I read the Pickwick Papers once. Not bad. Not bad at allâsurprised me. But, seriously, trespassers are a menace since theyâve started this Youth Hostel tomfoolery. They come out at you from everywhere wearing the most incredible shirtsâboy this morning had one all covered with crawling turtles and thingsâmade me think Iâd been hitting the bottle or something. Half of them canât speak Englishâjust gibber at youâ¦â He mimicked: ââOh, pleesâyes, haf youâtell meâiss way to ferry?â I say no, it isnât, roar at them, and send them back where theyâve come from, but half the time they just blink and stare and donât understand. And the girls giggle. All kinds of nationalities, Italian, Yugoslavian,Dutch, FinnishâEskimos I shouldnât be surprised! Half of them communists, I shouldnât wonder,â he ended darkly.
âCome now, George, donât get started on communists,â said Mrs. Legge. âIâll come and help you deal with the rabid women.â
She led him out of the window and called over her shoulder: âCome on, Jim. Come and be torn to pieces in a good cause.â
âAll right, but I want to put M. Poirot in the picture about the Murder Hunt since heâs going to present the prizes.â
âYou can do that presently.â
âI will await you here,â said Poirot agreeably.
In the ensuing silence, Alec Legge stretched himself out in his chair and sighed.
âWomen!â he said. âLike a swarm of
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