back home in the Georgia woods as big as saucers. And they run real fast and jump at you. Iâve seen âem.â
âWell, if that happens, pull your weapon and shoot it. Iâm not going to worry much until I see one the size of a cat. Now thatâd be scary.â
Bud shuddered at that image.
I said, âYou already checked under there, I take it.â
This time he appeared slightly ashamed. âNot yet. I was gonna look for some Raid first.â
âFor Godâs sake, Bud.â
I knelt and shined my flashlight into the dark corners. âWell, well, it looks like Mr. Classon forgot to clean his house. There are spiderwebs everywhere under here.â
âYeah? Told ya.â
I angled the beam and held it steady on a foil-wrapped package wedged up into the pipes. âWhoa, now, lookee here what I found.â
I knocked away some webs with the flashlight and pulled out the stash. âI bet thisâll weigh out at half a kilo of cocaine, all parceled out in little plastic Ziploc bags, too. Looks like Classonâs not so angelic, after all.â
âThink heâs dealing?â
âOh, yeah. Or heâs saving up for a rainy day.â
âPennington shouldâve found this.â
âMaybe heâs scared of spiders, too.â
I stood up, and Bud slammed the cabinet door with his toe. âEverything clean upstairs?â
âYeah. I think he mightâve been reading when somebody knocked at the front door. Looks like he went downstairs to see who it was, and they jumped him in the foyer. Maybe one of his baser clients.â
Bud said, âYeah. Maybe somebody thought his prices were too high. Iâll run his name and see if we get any hits.â
âRight. Iâll see if I can find an address book with names of his friends and relatives. We need to apprise next of kin that he might be missing, then weâll have to get a statement from the neighbor lady before we leave here. My gutâs telling me itâs drug related, and wherever Classon is, heâs in big trouble.â
âYeah, likewise. Unless he fell, gashed his head on the doorstop, and drove himself to the hospital. I guess that couldâve happened. Or maybe his angel friends flew him there.â
âCall the hospitals while youâre at it so we can rule that out.â
âRight. Iâm on it.â
THREE
When the emergency rooms came up blank for Simon Classon, we branded the case a bona fide missing person/assault, secured and documented our evidence bag to take downtown, then called for our nutty but expert criminalist, Johnny Becker, a.k.a. Shaggy, to sweep the Classon crime scene. By the time we skidded down the ice-slick road, trudged up onto the neighborâs front porch, and I stomped the snow off my stilettos, it was getting close to ten oâclock.
Bud said, âBetter not let this lady see what youâve got on underneath that coat, or she might brand you a hussy and bar the doors.â
âIf youâd grabbed the duffel bag with my sweats and Nikes and thermal socks like you were supposed to, I couldâve changed a long time ago and wouldnât be freezing my toes off in these stupid shoes.â
âSo I got in a hurry and forgot. Sorry. You want my coat?â
âKeep it. It doesnât go with my fishnets.â
The house was an old forties-style bungalow with yellow stucco walls and an open-air balcony just above the front porch. A gaily patterned swing set at one end, dusted with snow and longing for July nights and lightning bugs. There was no storm door, only an old wooden one that looked original to the house. It had a rectangular window with frosted glass, and after a few minutes, the door opened a crack that was, just maybe, wide enough to squeeze a piece of typing paper through.
âYes?â A teeny-weeny grandma voice, not at all sure she wanted to let anybody in her house without a signed