1999.â
Julieâs thumbs paused mid-text. âI
love
Stephen King! Heâs so twisted. In a good way.â
Like well-behaved cattle, weâd reached a divide in the rope barrier where a uniformed security guard sent the Rowes in one direction and our party in another. âHave a great voyage!â I called as Liz hoisted her carry-on â still missing its strap â onto the conveyor belt.
Liz waved. âMaybe weâll run into each other again!â
âI hope so,â I said, meaning it. âAre you early seating or late?â
âEarly!â
Cliff had already disappeared behind the X-ray machine, heading toward the metal detector. Before Liz disappeared, too, I cupped my hands around my mouth and yelled, âWe are, too!â
Soon we were standing at a long counter in a much shorter line, checking in. We presented our boarding passes along with our passports, had our credit card number verified, then posed, smiling, staring at a little dot above the camera like you do at the Department of Motor Vehicles while our mugshots were being taken. âHereâs your sea pass,â the clerk said a few minutes later, handing me the plastic identification card that would serve as both my room key and a credit card while on board.
âLet me see your picture,â Georgina said, snatching the card playfully from between my fingers. Her eyes narrowed. âThis is supposed to be a vacation, Hannah. You look like youâre going to jail!â
âIf you think thatâs bad, you should see my driverâs license,â I said as I watched our bags being spirited away. The next time weâd see them, theyâd be in our staterooms.
Before heading up the gangway, we were accosted by the first of a well-organized team of photographers who would pop up everywhere during the week, like paparazzi, to create lasting (but expensive) memories of our cruise.
âWhy do we always have to pose in birth order?â I complained as Ruth arranged us in front of a backdrop of the Parthenon: Julie on the end, next to her mother, then manhandled me into the spot between Georgina and herself.
âShut up and turn sideways,â she ordered. âItâll make us look thinner.â
âDonât be such a bossyboots,â I muttered through teeth clenched in the say-cheese position.
Still blinking away the flash, I followed my family as they trooped up the gangway to the entrance on deck two where a crew member ran our sea passes through a scanner. âWelcome aboard the
Phoenix Islander
,â she chirped. âYour staterooms are not quite ready, but you are welcome to tour the vessel, and the Firebird café is open if youâd like something to eat.â
âWhen
will
the cabins be ready?â Ruth asked.
âThereâll be an announcement on the public address system,â the woman said pleasantly. âThe Firebird is all the way forward, on deck nine.â
âWell, I could use a cup of coffee,â I said. âYou guys coming?â
âJulie and I will catch up with you.â Georgina consulted a printout of the
Islander
âs deck plan. âWe want to check out the teen center first.â
âTidal Wave,â Julie added. âFrom the brochure, it looks cool, but everything in the brochure looks cool.â
âItâs on deck ten, just above the café,â Georgina called over her shoulder as she herded Julie toward the elevators. âWe wonât be long! Save us a table!â
After theyâd disappeared, Ruth muttered, âThe pictures in that brochure were taken with a wide-angle lens. The real thing is bound to disappoint.â
âDonât be such a sourpuss, Ruth! Come along with me.
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
â
FOUR
âAs with any vessel, adequate provisioning is crucial, especially on a cruise ship serving several thousand meals at each seating. For example, passengers and