disappeared from the screen.
âJust one of my many little moments of surfing immortality,â Curtis muttered, and took another swig from the bottle.
âHowâs it make you feel?â Kai asked.
âHowâs it make me feel?â Curtis repeated. âLike crap. Da Bull goes down in the history books. Heâs in all the movies, the documentariesââ
âWait a minute,â Kai said. âHeâs in the history books because he rode the biggest wavethat had ever been ridden up to that time.â
âYup. I guess thatâs what you had to do. Risk your mortal soul for a wave. You know, surfinâs been the love of my life, but I never saw any reason to die for it. Guess that was my downfall.â
âLet me ask you a question,â Kai said. âIf you could do it all over again, would you have ridden the wave Noll rode?â
Curtis grinned. âOnly if I knew I was gonna survive.â He hit rewind and wound the shot back to the beginning, then ran it forward. Only after watching it again did he glance back at Kai. âSo to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â
âI need a room,â Kai said.
Curtisâs eyebrows rose. âGot yourself a hot date?â
âMore like an eviction notice,â Kai said. âMy dad and half brother too.â
âWhere are they?â Curtis asked.
âWaiting for a call from me.â
Curtis reached to the coffee table and picked up a wireless phone and tossed it to him. Kai called Pat and told him it was okay to come over, then put the phone back down.
âSo, howâd you get your sorry butts evicted?â Curtis asked.
Kai explained that theyâd been sleeping in the shop in violation of the lease. âTurns out Buzzy Frankâs our landlord. Or at least his company is.â
âHis company?â Curtis said. âTry compan
ies
. Thatâs just one of âem. Christ, Buzzy Frigginâ Frankâs got more companies than a sea urchinâs got spines. Construction, real estate, housing, stores, offices. He probably owns half this goddamn town, and is trying to buy the other half. Heâs got a
vision
, you know. A frigginâ
concept
of what Sun Havenâs gonna be someday. Only it wonât be called Sun Haven anymore. Itâll be called Buzzy Land.â
Kai couldnât help smirking.
âYou know what this placeâll be like if Buzzy gets his way?â Curtis said. âSocially antiseptic and economically germ free. Youâll be able to eat off the frigginâ sidewalks. Only the best stores. Only the best restaurants. Only the best hotels. Only the best people. You know what kind of people are the best kind of people, grommy?â
âThe ones with the most money?â
âSmart little grom, arenât ya? Damn straight theyâre the ones with the most money. And when they come here to Buzzy Land, themore of it they spend, the more of it winds up in Buzzy Frigginâ Franks pocket. Which is just the way Buzzy Frigginâ Frank wants it.â
âBut if he already owns the surf shop and all this property and companies, he must be doing pretty well,â Kai said.
Curtis grinned. âBuzzy Frigginâ Frankâs doing way better than just pretty well, my grommy little friend. Buzzy Frigginâ Franks the richest man in town. Heâs already got more money than he knows what to do with. Know the Simpsons? Well, Buzzy Frigginâ Frankâs our very own Mr. Burns.â
âIf heâs got so much, why does he still want more?â Kai asked.
Curtis took another hit off his bottle. âYou donât want me to get all philosophical on your butt, do ya, grommy?â
âCan you keep it simple?â Kai asked.
âI can try,â Curtis said. âThe short answer? Fear of death.â
Kai frowned. âBuzzy Frank thinks if he gets rich enough he wonât die?â
âWell, it