word.
âThatâs what the Irish police call themselves,â Edward said. âGardai is plural. Garda SÃochána, literally Guardians of the Peace. Only between twenty and thirty percent of them are even trained with weapons.â
âYouâre joking.â
âNo, Iâm not.â
âWow, thatâs different from here.â
âIt only went over twenty percent because they had some foreign lycanthropes get out of hand about two years ago.â
âIt made the international news,â I said. âWasnât there a sorcerer involved, too? It was like a gang of preternatural criminals, right?â
âNot
like
, Marshal. It was,â Pearson said.
âThe sorcerer was homegrown, but the shapeshifters were immigrants, if I remember correctly.â
âYou remember correctly.â
âAnd now youâve got your first vampires. Whatâs changed about your country in the last few years?â
âNothing that Iâm aware of,â he said.
âThen why does Ireland suddenly have supernatural crime?â
âI donât know, but itâs a good question.â
âDo you have a good answer?â I asked.
âNot yet, but I may know who to ask for one now.â
âWeâve all been trying to figure out why we have our first vampires,â Logan said. âShe hasnât told us anything that we didnât already know.â
âShe asked the question differently from anyone else; didnât you hear it?â Pearson asked.
âItâs hard to hear anything when you have your head shoved that far up your own ass,â Edward said.
âYou wonât always have other cops around you, Forrester.â
âIs that a threat?â
âThat would be illegal and I could jeopardize my career, so of course itâs not a threat.â
âLetâs pretend it
is
a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers arenât keeping me safe from you; theyâre keeping you safe from me.â His voice had started in Ted mode but had sunk all the way down to that cooler, slightly deeper Edward mode. What was it about Logan that made it so hard for him to stay in character? Iâd been insulted worse than this before, and weâd both worked with bigger pains in the ass, so what had Logan done to get on Edwardâs serious shit list? Usually you had to be a bad guy to piss Edward off this badly.
âEnough out of both of you,â Pearson said.
âIâll play nice if he does,â Edward said.
âWeâre not playing here, Forrester. Weâre trying to catch these vampires before they kill more people. Thatâs not a game.â
âWhat good is playing if the stakes arenât high, Logan?â
âWhat does that even mean, Forrester?â
âIt means that life and death are the ultimate stakes to play for.â
âTed, you might want to tone down the big-and-bad routine a little.â It was the best I could do to warn him that he was being all too much Edward and not enough Ted. It was like Superman putting on Clark Kentâs glasses but showing up to the
Daily Planet
in his super suit. If youâre dressed up like Superman, the glasses arenât going to hide who you are.
âYeah, Ted, tone it down for your girlfriend,â Logan said.
âWhat are your rules on sexual harassment, Superintendent Pearson?â
âWhy do you ask?â
âLogan just seems like heâs going to keep pushing on this until it falls down around his ears.â
âNothingâs going to be falling on me, Blake. This little problem goes one way, and thatâs your way.â
âIâm glad we agree on something, Logan.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âYou just said the problem is going to go my way; that means I win.â
âThat is not what I meant.â
âYour language is imprecise, Logan. It has been the