shit?â
âTheyâre only Crunchits.â
âWonât be âonly Crunchitsâ when youâve got colon cancer.â
Wayne pushes the bag aside. Grabs his hot dog. âGuess you donât want a bite of this then.â
âRather eat rat shit.â
He lays the hot dog down. âSometimes Iâll sit with my sister, Wanda, but she skips most days lately. Hey, congratulations by the way.â
âFor what?â
âThe play; whaddya think?â
âWhat are you talking about, Wayne Pumphrey?â
âDidnât you see the cast list?â
Marjorie bites her apple. Shrugs.
âYouâre playing Bonita Saunders. Les is playing your husband.â
Marjorie canât seem to swallow whatâs in her mouth. She sucks in a breath and says, âDid it on a whim. Wasnât expecting to get anything.â
âMore than âanythingââthe lead .â
Marjorie looks at the ceiling.
Wayne says, âDidnât see you at the auditions.â
She stays quiet.
âI said I didnât see you at the auditionsââ
âI heard you.â
Wayne waits.
Finally Marjorie says, âWaited till everyone was gone now, didnât I. Mr. Rollie was locking up.â
âHow come?â
âI donât know. Wasnât sure I wanted to go through with it.â
âWhy did you?â
âYou ask a lot of questions, Wayne Pumphrey.â
âSorry.â
They say nothing for a long time, the floor vibrating from the hum of hundreds of voices all trying to talk over one another and laughing and scheming about ways to acquire their weekend liquor.
Peteâs looking over, Wayne notices, and heâs grinning and pushing his index finger in and out of a hole heâs made with the opposite hand.
Wayne turns away.
Itâs not until Marjorieâs apple is a core that she speaks again, and what she says is: âItâll get me out of the house.â
Wayne stares at her. âHmm?â
âYou asked me why and Iâm telling you itâll get me out of the house.â
âOh.â Then, after a while, âYou donât like your place?â
Marjorie doesnât say whether she does or doesnât.
He puts some Crunchits in his mouth and tries chewing while blocking out visions of colon tumours and chemotherapy and falling-out hair. Manages to swallow.
âAre you on the list?â she says.
Wayne shakes his head.
She puts her core on his tray. âBetter off. Why walk through a hail of bullets if you donât have to, right?â
âHuh?â
âPete. Heâd never give you any peace then.â
Wayne stares in the direction of The Meat and his posse, then looks back at Marjorie and says, âDoesnât give me any now .â
âYeah well, itâd be worse if you were in the play.â
âWhat, so Iâm supposed to do nothing for the rest of high school because of Pete?â
Marjorie doesnât answer right away, then she says, âItâd be easier.â
âBut youâre doing the play.â
âBig difference between you and me.â
âAnd whatâs that?â
Marjorie straightens up in her chair and says, âI couldnât give a shit, thatâs what, but you ⦠you take things to heart.â
âHow would you know? You havenât so much as grunted at me in all the years youâve lived up the street.â
âAnd youâve gone out of your way to talk to me ? Donât think I never noticed how youâd always speed up whenever I was walking behind you, or slow down whenever I was ahead.â
âAnd donât think I never noticed all those times you passed by while I was being put into a headlock or given a wedgie or whatever.â
Marjorie stares at her fingers.
Wayne fiddles with his Crunchit bag.
Then Mrs. Gambol reappears from across the room and goes over to Peteâs table and