do any damage to something that was not yet mine so proceeded gently. At last, the door yielded, leaving a thick layer of paint on the inside of the door frame. No, not paint, I saw when I looked more closely, the deposit was what appeared to be glue.
I stood up, opened the door wide and found myself eyeball to partially empty sockets with someoneâs head.
My back slammed into the wall behind me and there was a bang as the tool I had been using landed on the floor. I suppose I must have stopped breathing for a moment from shock for I then heard myself gasp for air, inhaling the stink of putrefaction. The head on its shelf just grinned back at me.
It was not a joke one made of some kind of resin that smelt horrible, I ascertained, making myself go closer again. This was real. It was only halfway to being a skull as the shrivelled lips were still there and thick black hair tumbled down from what remained of the scalp. Those eyes . . .
Feeling sick, I walked away for a short distance, surprised to find that I was a little unsteady on my feet.
Then I rang the police.
THREE
â Y ouâve found a heid ?â James Carrick exclaimed, his Scottish accent more pronounced then usual.
âIn a house Iâm hoping to buy,â I elaborated.
There was a pause and then he said, âIâm not sure which is the more surprising statement. Are you sure ?â
âIâm looking at it now,â I said. âItâs on the top shelf of an upstairs cupboard. The cupboard had been glued shut and thereâs another one similarly sealed in the scullery. Perhaps thatâs where the rest is.â
âIs Patrick with you?â
âNo, heâs gone house-hunting with some blonde trollop.â
âBloody hell,â he responded morosely. âGive me the address and Iâll be with you as quickly as I can.â
Cautious as ever, Carrick, fair-haired, in his late thirties, a Scot to the core, and once described by a friend of mine as wall-to-wall crumpet, arrived on his own, had a look for himself and then called out the troops.
âAre you all right?â he asked.
We were standing in the scullery, waiting for his team to arrive, gazing, warily, at the larder door.
âYes, Iâm OK,â I replied, actually wishing Patrick was here too.
âYouâre not going to want to live here now, surely,â he said, giving me a sober look.
âI donât know,â I replied. âI think it would . . . depend.â At least Alexandra would be unlikely to want it now.
âYou could sweep the cupboards away when you modernize the place,â he suggested. âHad I told you Joannaâs pregnant?â
âNo! Congratulations!â
âWell, as you know, sheâs had two miscarriages. Sheâs taking things very easy.â Awkwardly, he went on, âLookâ er â excuse me for asking but what did you mean when you said Patrick had gone house-hunting with some â er â woman?â
âTrollop,â I corrected before explaining.
His brow cleared. âYou had me worried for a minute. I thoughtââ
â Iâm worried,â I interrupted. âShe might have some kind of hold over him.â
âWho â Patrick ? Surely not!â
âNot the sort of hold you might be thinking of. She might represent . . . you know . . . his youth, fun times before he had any responsibilities and was still an army officer in a regiment that hadnât been amalgamated with others. Oh, I donât know, James. Youâre a bloke. You ought to be able to explain it to me. I mean, she used some really filthy language and he laughed ! Now if thereâs one thing he hates itâs me swearing.â
âBut he cares about you, doesnât he? She might have been just a one-night stand â history.â
âAnd if you met a bloke with whom Joanna had had a one-night stand and he