quare storiesâmy mother has them allâabout how one Nicholas Spaight got into trouble on the head of it.â
âAnd what did they say of this Nicholas Spaight?â I asked.
âOh, for that matter, itâs soon told,â she answered.
And she certainly did relate a very strange story, which so piqued my curiosity, that I took occasion to visit the ancient lady, her mother, from whom I learned many very curious particulars. Indeed, I am tempted to tell the tale, but my fingers are weary, and I must defer it. But if you wish to hear it another time, I shall do my best.
When we had heard the strange tale I have not told you, we put one or two further questions to her about the alleged spectral visitations, to which the house had, ever since the death of the wicked old Judge, been subjected.
âNo one ever had luck in it,â she told us. âThere was always cross accidents, sudden deaths, and short times in it. The first that tuck it was a familyâI forget their nameâbut at any rate there was two young ladies and their papa. He was about sixty, and a stout healthy gentleman as youâd wish to see at that age. Well, he slept in that unlucky back bedroom; and, God between us anâ harm! sure enough he was found dead one morning, half out of the bed, with his head as black as a sloe, and swelled like a puddinâ, hanging down near the floor. It was a fit, they said. He was as dead as a mackerel, and so he could not say what it was; but the ould people was all sure that it was nothing at all but the ould Judge, God bless us! that frightened him out of his senses and his life together.
âSome time after there was a rich old maiden lady took the house. I donât know which room she slept in, but she lived alone; and at any rate, one morning, the servants going down early to their work, found her sitting on the passage-stairs, shivering and talkinâ to herself, quite mad; and never a word more could any of them or her friends get from her ever afterwards but, âDonât ask me to go, for I promised to wait for him.â They never made out from her who it was she meant by him , but of course those that knew all about the ould house were at no loss for the meaning of all that happened to her.
âThen afterwards, when the house was let out in lodgings, there was Micky Byrne that took the same room, with his wife and three little children; and sure I heard Mrs. Byrne myself telling how the children used to be lifted up in the bed at night, she could not see by what mains; and how they were starting and screeching every hour, just all as one as the housekeeperâs little girl that died, till at last one night poor Micky had a dhrop in him, the way he used now and again; and what do you think in the middle of the night he thought he heard a noise on the stairs, and being in liquor, nothing less id do him but out he must go himself to see what was wrong. Well, after that, all she ever heard of him was himself sayinâ, âOh, God!â and a tumble that shook the very house; and there, sure enough, he was lying on the lower stairs, under the lobby, with his neck smashed double undher him, where he was flung over the banisters.â
Then the handmaiden addedâ
âIâll go down to the lane, and send up Joe Gawey to pack up the rest of the taythings, and bring all the things across to your new lodgings.â
And so we all sallied out together, each of us breathing more freely, I have no doubt, as we crossed that ill-omened threshold for the last time.
Now, I may add thus much, in compliance with the immemorial usage of the realm of fiction, which sees the hero not only through his adventures, but fairly out of the world. You must have perceived that what the flesh, blood, and bone hero of romance proper is to the regular compounder of fiction, this old house of brick, wood, and mortar is to the humble recorder of this true tale. I, therefore,