snow-cone biceps spoke volumes about the benefits of sticking with a gym. The younger manâa grandson, I presumedâwas a head taller, and closer to my age. And although leaner and lankier than his father, he, too, had six-pack abs, shoe-polish-black hair, and a George Hamilton tan. (Hey. Didnât I wish for a grandson?)
Put either of them in Italian suits, and they would pass for morning talk show hunks. The kind you just knew smelled good and said the right things before sex. I could tell because of the flowers that Junior Stud was clenching.
Amazing how fast word spread in the Jewish community. Loved ones had already started calling the caterers, liquor stores, and florists, who heard the word shiva and jumped into their Weâre sorryfor your loss, thatâll be $260 mode. Unlessâ¦Oh no. Was that bouquet for me?
After the receptionist pointed in my direction, I tucked my hair behind my ear and smoothed my shirt. Didnât matter. I still looked like a shlump whoâd rolled out of bed and caught the first flight out to Miami, never once stopping to think that this might be the day I met the crown princes of Dade County.
As they walked toward me, I felt a chill. There was a certain familiarity to these strangers, impossible as that was. For if Iâd known men this attractive, wouldnât I have remembered? Then it hit me. A minute ago Iâd had this strange vision of two tall men approaching, and here they were.
I guess you could call it a premonition, not that I had much experience with this sort of phenomenon. To the contrary, I had zero psychic abilities, as was evidenced by the fact that I had both bought a Kia and voted for Bush.
âClaire Greene?â The older man removed his shades, revealing red, swollen eyes.
I nodded yes, and he hugged me so tight I could hardly breathe. âThank you so much for everything youâve done.â
âIt was really nothing.â So far I wasnât lying.
âNo. No,â he insisted. âYou are a wonderful person. Please.â He took the bouquet. âWeâd like you to have this small token of our appreciation.â
âThank you.â You donât know how small a token I deserve .
âIâm Ben Fabrikant, and this is my son, Dr. Drew Fabrikant.â
âHi, Dr. Fabrikant. Iâm Claire, and Iâm very sorry for your familyâs loss.â I extended my hand and didnât want to let go. He had a warm jock grasp and a dazzling, dentist-chair smile.
âPlease. Call me Drewâ¦. We were so relieved when we heard a stranger tried to come to my Popsâ aid. He was such a great manâ¦.â
Ben couldnât contain himself at the reference to his father in past tense, and began sobbing on Drewâs shoulder. So I reached into my pocketbook for tissues, but pulled out Mr. Fabrikantâswallet instead. Right! The flight attendant had asked me to search it for identification.
âIâm sorry.â Ben took a deep breath. âWe are in such shock. I mean, he wasnât well, but we just spoke to him this morning. He sounded fine.â
âYouâre never prepared for the call.â Drew sniffed.
âOf course not,â I said. Hey. You think you were surprised?
âIs that my Popsâ wallet?â Drew eyed the worn leather billfold.
âYes. The flight attendant asked me to hold on to it.â
âI told you no one stole it.â He punched his fatherâs arm. âDidnât I say it would turn up?â
âYes, you did.â Ben turned to me. âWhen we didnât find it on him, naturally we thought someone stole it. Not that he carried much money around. A few credit cardsâ¦.â
âAnd âMy Sky,ââ Drew added. âThis poem he liked. Itâs like his American Express card. He never left home without it.â
Oh my God. The man walked around with poetry in his pocket? I hate myself!
âI still