he advanced.
âMudge? Mudge!â There was no sign of the otter in the kitchen, with its little round windows that looked out over the river and its rough-hewn, close-to-the-floor furniture. Nor was the otter in the den, or the front hall.
Jon-Tom found him sprawled like a loosely scrawled letter S in the middle of the rumpled master bed. The room showed signs of Weegeeâs efficient touch as well as Mudgeâs more anarchic tastes.
âMudge, get up.â
âMphm, wot⦠?â Blinking back sleep, the otter rolled over, whiskers twitching. A hand-crocheted sleeping cap covered half his face. âWot are you doinâ âere, mate? I were âavinâ a sound sleep anâ a loverly dream.â
Jon-Tom made a face and indicated the single window through which sunlight was pouring. âItâs the middle of the day.â
âMiddle â¦â The otter squinted sleepily at a bedstand.
âWot time is it, exactly?â
âSeven-thirty. Get up.â
âSeven-thirty! In the morninâ ?âGrumbling, he sort of oozed out of the bed. âWot is it with you âumans anâ your peculiar affection for sunlight?â
âCome on, move your tail,â Jon-Tom demanded impatiently.
âAll right, all right. Donât get your privates in an uproar.â Mudge rubbed at his slightly bloodshot eyes as he straightened. âWhatâs the bloody emergency?â
Jon-Tom didnât bother searching for a chair, knowing that none of the furniture in the riverside home was big enough to accommodate his lanky form. Instead, he sat down very carefully on the end of the bed. There was no frame, the mattress resting directly on a pad on the floor.
âMudge, youâre as bored as I am. You admitted as much yesterday.â
The otter arched his back and stretched, which is to say he nearly stuck his head through his legs. It was an exhibition of spinal acrobatics few other creatures could have duplicated. Jon-Tomâs back twitched in sympathy.
âYou jostled me out oâ a sound sleep to remind me oâ that?â
âI was cleaning house this morning as per Taleaâs instructions and ⦠look, Mudge.â As he sidled closer on the bed, the otter eyed his friend warily. âWeâve been moping around doing nothing, or virtually nothing, for years. Then Buncan and Nocter and Squill ran off and had their little adventure.â
âLittle adventure?â Mudge barked sharply. âThey ought to âave been dead âalf a dozen times over, the bleedinâ disrespectful rebellious adolescent little sods!â
âI know,â Jon-Tom agreed soothingly, âbut they accomplished what they set out to do and made it back in one piece. You heard their story. Didnât it excite you, make you want to get back out there and see what the distant corners of the world are made of?â
âTheyâre made oâ dirt, mate.â
âYou know what I mean.â
âOi, that I do.â The otter yawned, showing sharp teeth, and lazily scratched his crotch. âIâm afraid Iâve become too good friends with me bed, âere. Besides, there ainât nothinâ needinâ your unsolicited attention. Anâ you know wot I mean.â
âMaybe nothing major,â Jon-Tom admitted, âbut Clothahump is so busy, and he is getting on in years. Itâs possible he canât keep track of everything. There might be a problem or two heâs overlooked.â
ââOw old is the âard-shelled old fossil fart these days anyway?â Mudge wondered aloud. âThree âundred? Four âundred? Not that you can tell any difference by lookinâ at âim. Turtles donât age much. Not only that, but âis bloominâ back never seems to give âim no trouble. It ainât fair.â
âHe has to lug that shell around all day,â Jon-Tom reminded his