ages!).
Jocelyn wrote weekly, came to parentsâ evenings, sports days and school plays. When Chloëâs maths teacher chastised Jocelyn over Chloëâs general apathy and incompetence, the visits and the picnics and the chocolate truffles became more frequent. Not as a bribe, but as support.
âIâm not surprised your mind wanders off in maths, itâs insufferably boring,â Jocelyn had said over shandy at a pub near Avebury. âBut just think, if you pass your O level youâll never,
ever
, have to do maths again! And just think, if you pass your O level you can turn your back on mental arithmetic and formulae and daft equations, to add things up on your fingers forever more! Thatâs why weâve got ten of them after all!â
Chloë gained a âBâ for her maths O level and has used her fingers to count ever since.
It was watching the Queenâs Speech on the television (Chloë remained upstanding with sherry and a mince pie) that decided her what to do.
âVelvet, Your Majesty!â she cooed with reverence and gratitude. âJocelyn said I may have âanything of velvetâ so I shall go directly and have my pick. First, though,â she announced, âI shall pack!â
Chloë, her belongings and Mr and Mrs Andrews crossed London for Notting Hill by taxi and her sudden Christmas cheer ensured an extravagant tip on top of the seasonally quadrupled fare. Chloë grinned and waved at the familiar front door; darkly glossed hunter green, brass fittings gleaming. Hullo, hullo, hullo, she chanted, skipping up the wide steps two at a time. She had her own set of keys, of course she did. But the locks had been changed, of course they had. Feeling tearful and bewildered, she sat down on the front steps, surrounded by bags that were suddenly too heavy and bulky, wondering what to do. She thought of all the velvet items inside that were now rightfully hers, she wondered about the Chilean Mr and Mrs Andrews hoping they were still where they should be, presiding over matters in the drawing-room. Her own Mr and Mrs Andrews were too cold and cross to talk. Or was that her? She hoped nothing had been removed or even moved inside the house and yet how could she check? With her bottom numbing against the cold stone, and her lower lip jutting in bewilderment tinged with self-pity, she felt at once trapped and yet barred. Christmas Day was closing around her. It was cold.
Wales, suddenly, did not seem a good idea at all.
âWales,â declared Peregrine, flinging his arm out in a roughly westerly direction, âis an absolutely splendid idea!â
âGood old Jocelyn Jo!â agreed Jasper, thrusting a mug of mulled wine into Chloëâs chilled hands.
Jasper and Peregrine had found her, huddled and sleepy, on their return from a promenade along the Serpentine. Their keys fitted the locks on Jocelynâs door perfectly for it was they who had had them changed. Jocelyn had left the house to them on that very condition: âTo prevent my nearest and not so dearest trespassing and traipsing through.â So Chloë had been rescued and was once again ensconced in a familiar armchair, looked down upon by the benevolent, if surreptitiously Latin, smiles of Mr and Mrs Andrews.
âYour phone,â said Jasper, âis perpetually engaged. Weâve been trying you for yonks.â
âIf the Sins werenât using it,â Chloë explained, âI left it off the hook. Knowing that it would never again be Jocelyn, I canât bear to hear it ring.â
Chloë cradled a chipped cup that she knew well and nibbled biscuits from the lucky dip of Jocelynâs old Foxesâ tin. Wardrobes full of velvet were just up the stairs and off the landing, and there would undoubtedly be a bottle of Mitsuko in the bathroom, one in the bedroom. And yet it seemed strange to be there, half asleep, freezing cold, sitting amongst all the