Emporium and asked to see the buyer, who was Bev, who was also head of the sales department. Sheâd had an argument with her husband, Floyd, that morning, and was still smarting from some of the insults heâd sent her way. In retrospect, she knew that was what had made her vulnerable to Lenny, who could spot a broken wing like a hawk.
Floyd was almost fifteen years older than she was, and his increasing absence from home and her bed, his constant whining about his heart condition, were symptoms of what Bev knew was a failing marriage. It was why she insisted on continuing working, though Floyd was retired now, with a decent pension and Social Security, and they could get by comfortably if she stayed home. But Bev didnât want to stay home, cooped up in a one-bedroom New York apartmentânot with Floyd. They both understood that was the reason she continued to work. Floyd had become disinterested except for when he wanted to be verbally abusive. But he wasnât dumb. He knew as well as she did that their marriage was headed for a train wreck.
Bev could be insulted only so much, and ignored only so long. What happened with Lenny seemed so natural, she wasnât sure if heâd seduced her or vice versa. Sheâd listened carefully to what he had to sell that day, in her office right off the display floor. He was handsome in a smooth way, with lazy eyes and an easy smile, and full of bullshit from the get-go. It seemed heâd made a deal to purchase hundreds of obsolete fire extinguishers, which heâd had made into ânovelty lamps.â He was now trying to market them discount because of increasing demand and decreasing storage space, due to a rental dispute.
Bev could be a charmer herself. Never bullshit a bullshitter, she told Lenny, but in a nice way, not using those exact terms. He got the message, and with his sexy grin admitted he was stuck with a warehouse full of fire extinguisher lamps and needed to sell them cheap or heâd have to give them away.
âHave you always been in the lamp business?â Bev asked.
He settled back in his chair and crossed his legs real cool-like, the drape of his gray slacks saying they were well tailored. Lenny knew how to dress the part. Something Bev liked in a man. Some of the stuff Floyd had been wearing lately looked like it came from a retirement home fire sale. And if she told him about itâ¦well, never mind.
âBefore this I was in the coffee table business,â Lenny said. âI made this deal with a cemetery near the Hudson that was being moved. They werenât going to reuse the damaged marble slabs that rested on top of the coffins.â
âWhy on top?â Bev asked.
âThatâs to keep the coffins from rising to the surface when the water table gets higher during the wet seasons. Good, beautifully veined marble. So I bought them, ground and polished them, and put some fancy legs on them for coffee tables.â
âHowâd they sell?â
Lenny smiled. âWhat would look good on them would be those fire extinguisher lamps.â
âThe ones Iâm going to buy?â
âYou serious?â
She glanced at her watch. âYou want to go to lunch, weâll talk price.â
His hooded gaze traveled over her body, lingering on her breasts. She was sitting behind her desk, and she knew he was wondering what her legs were like. He wouldnât be disappointed. Legs, I got.
âIâm picking up the check,â she said. âCompany business.â
âThen I canât say no.â
âI know the feeling,â she said.
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That fateful lunch had been three months ago. The fire extinguisher lamps still sat in the showroom, unsold. If anyone else had been head of sales, they would have been priced down and out or junked.
âYou die in there?â Lenny called, from the other side of the bathroom door.
âNo, out there, with you.â
Bev didnât bother