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leading a horse to water and whatnot. “By the way,” I said, glancing over my shoulder, “if you do see an angel, a real one, run. Quickly. In the opposite direction.” Not really, but freaking people out was fun.
    “Seriously?”
    “Seriously. Hey—” I stopped and twirled to face him. “—did you touch me?” Somebody practically molested my right ankle, somebody cold, and since he’d been the only dead guy in the room …
    “What?” he said, indignant.
    “Earlier, when I was in bed.”
    “Pffft, no.”
    I narrowed my eyes, let my gaze linger menacingly, then resumed my hobble to the bathroom.
    I needed a shower. Bad. And I couldn’t dillydally all day. Uncle Bob would stroke.
    But as I stepped toward the bathroom, I realized the worst part of my morning—the let there be light part—was fast approaching. I groaned and considered dillydallying despite the state of Uncle Bob’s arteries.
    Just suck it up, I told myself. It had to be done.
    I placed a shaky hand on the wall, held my breath, and flipped the switch.
    “I’m blind!” I yelled, shielding my eyes with my arms. I tried to focus on the floor, the sink, the Clorox ToiletWand. Nothing but a bright white blur.
    I totally needed to lower my wattage.
    I stumbled back, caught myself, then forced one foot in front of the other, refusing to back down. I would not be stopped by a lightbulb. I had a job to do, dammit.
    “Did you know you have a dead guy in your living room?” he asked.
    I turned back to the dead guy, then glanced across the room to where Mr. Wong stood, his back to us, his nose buried in the corner. Looking back at dead guy number one, I asked, “Isn’t that a bit like the pot calling the kettle African-American?”
    Mr. Wong was a dead guy, too. A teeny-tiny one. He couldn’t have been more than five feet tall, and he was gray—all of him, almost monochrome in his translucence, with a gray uniform of some sort and ash gray hair and skin. He looked like a Chinese prisoner of war. And he stood in my corner day after day, year after year. Never moving, never speaking. Though I could hardly blame him for not getting out more with his coloring and all, even I thought Mr. Wong was a nut job.
    Of course, the mere fact that I had a ghost in the corner wasn’t the creepiest part, and the moment Dead Guy realized Mr. Wong wasn’t actually standing in the corner, but was hovering, toes several inches from the floor, he’d freak.
    I lived for such moments.
    “Good morning, Mr. Wong!” I semi-shouted. I wasn’t sure if Mr. Wong could hear. Probably a good thing, since I had no idea what his real name was. I just named him Mr. Wong in the interim between creepy dead guy in the corner and normal walking-around dead guy he would someday become if I had anything to say about it. Even dead people needed a healthy sense of well-being.
    “Is he in time-out?”
    Good question. “I have no idea why he’s in that corner. Been there since I rented the apartment.”
    “You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?”
    I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something. But the thought of having a dead guy hovering behind my copy of Sweet Savage Love gnawed at me. I couldn’t just leave him there. I don’t even know if he likes romance.”
    I looked back at the newest incorporeal being to grace me with his presence. “What’s your name, anyway?”
    “Oh, how rude of me,” he said, straightening and walking forward for a handshake. “I’m Patrick. Patrick Sussman. The Third.” He stopped short and eyed his hand, then glanced back up sheepishly. “I don’t guess we can actually—”
    I took his hand in a firm shake. “Actually, Patrick, Patrick Sussman the Third, we can.”
    His brows drew together. “I don’t understand.”
    “Yeah, well,” I said, going into the bathroom, “join the club.”
    As I closed the door, I heard Patrick Sussman III freak out at