rhythmically towards her like a choir director.
âWe shorten our words because we have a lot to say so we have to be efficient,â said Emily. âMama can even talk in shorthand. She shortens ordinary words or leaves some out. Instead of empty you will often hear her say âempâ: âEmp the garbage, Emily, dear.â And instead of saying âout in the porchâ she leaves out the the and just says âout in porch.ââ
âNow Emily, dear, you ought not to make fun; the Bible says youâre supposed to honour your father and your mother.â
âAnd I do,â Emily protested half-heartedly, while collecting the plates. âHere, Iâll help you with tea and dessert.â
Having survived the flipper pie, Basil moved on to Adaâs very English fruit cake topped with a dollop of canned cream that could almost pass for English clotted cream. It came with powerful-looking tea to wash it down, but the tea was accompanied by a sugar bowl instead of the ever-present molasses jar. There was even milk from the cow that the Osmonds shared with the family next door. What an oasis of civilization, he thought, as he watched Ada pour the milk into a dainty china cup and then fill it with tea. He settled back. Sipping tea with ladies was a major part of his calling, and suited his sensibilities very nicely.
chapter five
Dinner came to an end and Emilyâs mother lured the pair into the parlour, which she had quietly preheated. After an appropriate interval she said something about having to clean up from dinner and absented herself, leaving Emily and Basil alone.
Hoping to keep the conversation light, Emily said mischievously, âYou bore up very well, Basil. It must be the famous stiff upper lip.â
âWhatever do you mean?â the young minister replied, frowning playfully as he crossed his legs and made himself comfortable.
âYou were very gracious and I appreciate it. Mamaâs flipper pie is famous around here and sheâs very proud of it. But seal meat is something that takes getting used to.â
âWell, since weâre being honest I must say that when I entered the house it was not what I had expected. The smell was really quite, quiteâ¦â
âLike burnt rope?â said Emily. âYouâd better get used to it because every house you go into for the next month will probably be having seal for supper. And you know theyâll make you sit down and have some. And every one of them will ask you if youâve ever had it before, even though itâs the only thing being eaten in the whole town.â
âIâm sure the Lord will give me strength,â he noted. âEmily, tell me, did you enjoy the sermon this morning?â
She had been expecting the question and had one of her three or four standard replies ready. âYes, it was very good,â she said. âOur last pastor droned on when he preached, and put us all to sleep. Iâm glad you donât do that. You have a very good delivery.â
âThank you, youâre very kind,â he beamed. âAnd I must compliment you on your excellent accompaniment. I know I can always count on you for top-notch music.â
âBasil, Iâve been meaning to ask: during dinner you used a word that I thought had disappeared long ago: papists. If you donât mind my saying so, I was surprised to hear you use a term like that.â
âYes, I suppose it is an unkind word. I was out of turn and Iâm sorry.â
âDo you dislike Catholics?â
âNot at all,â he answered prudently. âThe few I know are fine people. Iâm just not fond of the chaps in Rome who run things, thatâs all.â
âI hope you donât think weâre the only people with the truth.â
âWell, thatâs aââ
âDonât you think weâre all saying the same thing?â
âI think weâre all