obviously our prime suspect. As for the charity . . . Ah, Donât Badger Badgers, thatâs what itâs called. It didnât have much to spend its funds on, of course â until recently, I should imagine. Now itâs probably busy organizing protest meetings in the south-west, where dairy farmers have got the go-ahead to shoot them on their land.â
Looking up from the notes she was making, Kim said, âIâve always thought of badgers as
Wind in the Willows
characters, Iâm afraid. What farmers ought to be doing is inoculating the cows, surely?â
Warming to her at last, Fran said, âSince I donât like guns in anyoneâs hands, I couldnât agree more. But Iâm not a farmer, of course. Nor an archaeologist â apparently, badgers do huge damage to as yet unexplored historic sites.â
Kim nodded grimly at the figures in the vegetable patch. âWeâll just have to hope they havenât been busy here, then.â
Fran shook her head. âI can think of two damned good reasons to hope they have â my home and my budget. Donât look so shocked, Kim! You must admit that a body thatâs lain there for at least twelve years â the charity found it couldnât shift the place when the bottom dropped out of the housing market â is probably of less interest to us than one thatâs just appeared.â
âThat Chinese illegal that turned up by the OAPâs bungalow at two this morning?â
âExactly like that. Just one thing, Kim. On my watch we donât call them âillegalsâ. Itâs a term that seems to diminish, to dehumanize people. And for all Iâd rather not have a skeleton in my bean row, if we do find remains, weâll treat them with absolute decency, even reverence. Wonât we?â
âOf course, maâam.â She was pretty well at attention again, poor girl.
Fran sighed. Sheâd picked up rumours that youngsters â and a few old lags â were inclined to find her intimidating. But she rarely meant to be. Oh, when she put her mind to it, she could draw tears, male as well as female. Now all sheâd meant to do was remind the newcomer of the CID ethos â OK, her ethos â but it was clear sheâd overdone it. Perhaps it was a generational thing. Perhaps it really was time to retire. But not quite yet. Not if it meant letting Kim plough on unrestrained.
âLook,â Fran said, âthey seem to be having some sort of chinwag. Shall we go and put our three pennâorth in? Or rather, Kim â your three pennâorth: youâre the one in charge here, in case
Iâd
forgotten,â she added with a grin.
Kim managed to respond with a hint of a smile, while not quite dropping a curtsy. Roll on the return of that nice malleable DCI, Harry Chester; with luck, having your gall bladder fished out didnât require much time off.
Franâs phone rang; expecting gossip from HQ, she was surprised to see the caller was Janie Falkirk, the vicar at St Judeâs, Canterbury, whom Mark had mentioned upon their scaffolding the other day. Janie was a tough, laconic Glaswegian, currently based at one of the ugliest churches Fran had ever seen.
âFran â sorry to disturb you, but Iâve got a problem. Serious. But it needs a wee bit of sensitivity. Any chance?â
With all the problems at HQ, and just when things were kicking off here! But she ought to give Kim a freer rein, ought to let her find her feet. And in all the time sheâd known her, Janie had never asked for a favour. âHow urgent?â
âAbout as urgent as it can be.â
THREE
I n its way, not to mention in its day, the Edwardian vicarage next to St Judeâs, a viciously Fifties concrete bunker on the east side of Canterbury, must have been as grand as their rectory. It sat within its own grounds next to the church; together they made a decent and potentially