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Author: Joe R. Lansdale
Tags: Horror
this week. Deader. The radiator's chickenpocked with holes."
    "Maybe someone will come by and give us a hand."
    "Sure."
    "A ride anyway."
    "Keep thinking that, college boy."
    "Someone is bound to come along," the young man said.
    "Maybe. Maybe not. Who else takes these cutoffs? The main highway, that's where everyone is. Not this little no-account shortcut." He finished by glaring at the young man.
    "I didn't make you take it," the young man snapped. "It was on the map. I told you about it, that's all. You chose it. You're the one that decided to take it. It's not my fault. Besides, who'd have expected the car to die?"
    "I did tell you to check the water in the radiator, didn't I? Wasn't that back as far as El Paso?"
    "I checked. It had water then. I tell you, it's not my fault. You're the one that's done all the Arizona driving."
    "Yeah, yeah," the old man said, as if this were something he didn't want to hear. He turned to look up the highway.
    No cars. No trucks. Just heat waves and miles of empty concrete in sight.
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    T hey seated themselves on the hot ground with their backs to the car. That way it provided some shade—but not much. They sipped on a jug of lukewarm water from the Plymouth and spoke little until the sun fell down. By then they had both mellowed a bit. The heat had vacated the sands and the desert chill had settled in. Where the warmth had made the pair snappy, the cold drew them together.
    The old man buttoned his shirt and rolled down his sleeves while the young man rummaged a sweater out of the back seat. He put the sweater on, sat back down. "I'm sorry about this," he said suddenly.
    "Wasn't your fault. Wasn't anyone's fault. I just get to yelling sometime, taking out the can-opener trade on everything but the can openers and myself. The days of the door-to-door salesman are gone, son."
    "And I thought I was going to have an easy summer job," the young man said.
    The old man laughed. "Bet you did. They talk a good line, don't they?"
    "I'll say!"
    "Make it sound like found money, but there ain't no found money, boy. Ain't nothing simple in this world. The company is the only one ever makes any money. We just get tireder and older with more holes in our shoes. If I had any sense I'd have quit years ago. All you got to make is this summer—"
    "Maybe not that long."
    "Well, this is all I know. Just town after town, motel after motel, house after house, looking at people through screen wire while they shake their heads No. Even the cockroaches at the sleazy motels begin to look like little fellows you've seen before, like maybe they're door-to-door peddlers that have to rent rooms too."
    The young man chuckled. "You might have something there."
    They sat quietly for a moment, welded in silence. Night had full grip on the desert now. A mammoth gold moon and billions of stars cast a whitish glow from eons away.
    The wind picked up. The sand shifted, found new places to lie down. The undulations of it, slow and easy, were reminiscent of the midnight sea. The young man, who had crossed the Atlantic by ship once, said as much.
    "The sea?" the old man replied. "Yes, yes, exactly like that. I was thinking the same. That's part of the reason it bothers me. Part of why I was stirred up this afternoon. Wasn't just the heat doing it. There are memories of mine out here," he nodded at the desert, "and they're visiting me again."
    The young man made a face. "I don't understand."
    "You wouldn't. You shouldn't. You'd think I'm crazy."
    "I already think you're crazy. So tell me."
    The old man smiled. "All right, but don't you laugh."
    "I won't."
    A moment of silence moved in between them. Finally the old man said, "It's fish night, boy. Tonight's the full moon and this is the right part of the desert if memory serves me, and the feel is right—I mean, doesn't the night feel like it's made up of some soft fabric, that it's different from other nights, that it's like being inside a big, dark bag, the sides
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