kept smilinâ.
âWhen my father orders you to do something,â squirt said to me, âyou will, by God, do it!â
Pushiest bunch of damn folks I ever did see. Sorta put a damper on my right friendly smile.
âSonny,â I said, âyou best run along now, âfore I jerk you off that horse and have to teach you some manners . . . like your pa and ma should have done a long time ago.â
Joy took to fanninâ herself like she was cominâ down with the flashes, or something, and olâ A.J. blustered.
âHow dare you!â olâ A.J. squalled.
Young Junior looked like he was gonna have a heart attack.
Behind me, a woman said, âJunior sure needs it, Sheriff, and Iâd give a double eagle just to see you do it.â
âAnd I double her offer,â a young man said.
I didnât know who was sayinâ what, âcause I wasnât about to take my eyes off Junior.
âLetâs pass the hat for the Sheriff,â somebody hollered. âPut the money right in here, ladies and gents.â
âI think Iâll just kill you!â Junior hollered, then grabbed for iron.
Chapter Three
I been blessed with good coordination nearâbouts all my life. Iâm a shade under six feet tall, but I weigh more than most people would guess, and Iâm uncommonly strong, with a lot of hardpacked muscle in my arms and shoulders.
You wrestle beeves all your life and you get that a-way.
And Iâm quick . . . real quick. I wintered with a China-person one time; got to be real good friends with him. He taught me a different way to fight, and taught me concentration.
He told me what it was he was teachinâ me, but damned if I could ever pronounce it. He used to get so tickled at me tryinâ to talk China-talk heâd just roll over and fall out laughinâ.
So when Junior grabbed for iron, I just reached up and snatched him off that horse and gave him a little midair help towards a water trough. He landed face-first, full length, and sank like a rock.
Through it all, I heard Rusty ear back the hammer on his .44 and say, âFirst man to grab iron, I put lead in Mike Romain.â
âAnd Iâm standinâ behind the deputy!â That same young manâs voice said, the one who doubled the ante of the woman, âBackinâ the law.â
I didnât have time to see who else was with me in this squabble. âCause olâ A.J. was hollerinâ and squawkinâ things like, âIntolerable,â and âOut-rageous!â Joy and Wanda was actinâ and soundinâ like a bunch of guinea hens, and Junior was cominâ up outta that hoss trough, mad as a hellfire and brimstone preacher with a sore throat.
Junior had lost his pearl-handled pistols somewhere between saddle and hoss trough, and his pretty duds was all messed up and smelly. He was cussinâ! His momma would have washed his mouth out with soap! Then he took a swing at me.
I poleaxed him with one big hard fist and he dropped like a ripe tomato off the vine, down, but not out.
Reachinâ down, I got me a handful of wet silk shirt and hauled him to his feet and give him a little shove toward the jail. I say little shove, he musta tripped or something, âcause he went down face full in the dirt.
âYouâre under arrest,â I told him. âThreateninâ the life of a peace officer and disturbinâ the peace.â
And his pappy started hollerinâ like a hog caught up in barbed wire.
âIâm going to faint!â Joy squalled.
âGood!â I yelled. âMaybe that would shut you up!â
That really got Olâ A.J. riled up.
âWatch my back!â I yelled over my shoulder, and never stopped walkinâ and shovinâ Junior, who had him a dirty face and a bad case of bleedinâ and busted mouth.
âYou cainât do this to me!â Junior hollered, squishinâ along in his
Carol Wallace, Bill Wallance
Vic Ghidalia and Roger Elwood (editors)