minutes.
Thatâs why Iâm glad youâre not letting yourself be distracted at the moment while Mr Tristos is out taking a phone call and Danielle Wicks is standing on my desk flapping her arms.
I reckon sheâs only doing it to impress Carla Fiami.
Carlaâs ignoring her, like me.
OK, I have got a few tears in my eyes, but thatâs normal when youâre in a hated family.
No big deal.
Except I am having second thoughts about letting the Malleys bash me up.
I donât reckon these kids are capable of feeling sorry for a person.
Not unless that personâs got internal injuries and an ear ripped off, and Iâm just not prepared to go that far.
Donât worry Doug, Iâve worked out how to make it home without Troy and Brent Malley getting me.
Iâve just remembered a very wise thing Gran once told me.
âTough kids,â she said, âusually canât run as fast as scared kids.â
Sheâs right, as long as the scared kids get a decent start.
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As soon as the bell went I was out of my seat, out of the room and first to the pegs.
But even as I was grabbing my bag I heard someone come up behind me.
My heart started thumping louder than a water pipe when the tankâs empty.
I turned round.
It wasnât Troy Malley.
Or Brent.
It was Carla Fiami.
My heart kept thumping.
Carla Fiami may not be as tough as the Malleys but sheâs almost as vicious.
And she does most of it with words.
âBit slack, this dopey guardian angel of yours, eh?â she said.
Carlaâs got very black eyes with curly hair hanging over them and they glint in a way that makes most people really nervous.
I thought of explaining that youâre not slack, Doug, just busy, but I didnât.
I reckoned she was just filling in time till the Malleys arrived so she could make sarcastic comments about their punching technique while they pounded me into sheep pellets.
Instead she grabbed me and said âCome onâ and dragged me outside.
I wanted to sprint for the gate, but it was too late.
Kids were coming out of all the other classrooms, including Troy and Brentâs.
Carla dragged me round the back of the school hall.
âClimb up,â she said.
I stared at her.
The only way up was the drainpipe, but it collapsed ages ago when Paul Keighleyâs big brother tried to climb it and itâs been leaning against the wall ever since.
Carla pushed it to one side.
Behind it, hanging from the gutter bracket, was a rope.
âClimb up and lie on the roof till theyâve gone,â said Carla. âI did it last week when Ms Dorrit was after me. Or are you scared of heights?â
I opened my mouth to tell her that one of my ancestors could do backward dives off the high board at the town pool, then decided it wasnât a good time.
I started climbing the rope.
Carla gave me a push up.
âGuardian angel,â she snorted. âYou must be a complete dope.â
It wasnât a good time for an argument either, but I had to say something.
âNo Iâm not,â I said.
âDreamland,â she said. âGet real.â
âWhat makes you the expert?â I said.
âI had a guardian angel for seven years,â she said, âthen he dumped me.â
I almost fell off the rope.
I opened my mouth to ask her at least fifty questions but she told me to save my breath for climbing.
After nearly bursting both lungs and a kneecap, I finally got up here on the roof and stared down at her.
âWhy?â I panted.
She didnât get my drift.
I meant why did her guardian angel dump her, but Carla thought I meant why was she helping me.
âCause you invited me to your party,â she said. âI couldnât come cause I was busy, plus I wouldnât be seen dead at your place, but thanks.â
Before I could say anything she ran off.
I canât stop thinking about what she said.
Even