Beautiful Disaster (A Pirate Romance book, Historical Romance) Read Online Free PDF

hundreds, his teeth would not be so perfect.”
     
    “Good genes, I suppose,” Johnny interjected, hoping this woman was not filling Izzy’s head with ridiculous notions.
     
    “I can’t believe you guys are even contemplating this!” Brandon exclaimed, obviously incredulous at the situation.  “There is no way this guy’s from the past.  It’s just not possible.  Yeah, he looks just like a pirate, and he sounds like a pirate, and he certainly smells like a pirate,” he continued, ignoring Johnny’s offended “Hey!”  “But there’s no way!  I mean, why would he be sent here anyways?  Out of all the people that could possibly benefit from being sent to the future, why him?”
     
    “I get the distinct feeling that you do not like me very much,” Johnny said, taking Brandon’s pause as a moment to spring in.  He was holding up his hand, his index finger extended.
     
    “Obviously,” Brandon said, rolling his eyes.
     
    “Oh, shut up Brandon,” Izzy said, rolling her eyes as she unlocked the door to her apartment.  “Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s not possible.”
     
    “I can’t believe you’re buying into this bullshit, Izzy,” Brandon said as the three guests followed her inside.
     
    “You guys, don’t even start this,” Bex said, closing the door behind her.  “I have a perfect idea.  How about, while we three,” and here, she motioned at herself, Izzy, and Brandon, “clear out the asshole’s stuff, he can watch Pirates , hmm?  I think that sounds reasonable.  If he’s really a pirate, he can point out all the mistakes in the movie, right?”
     
    “Either that, or he’s a history buff or has common sense,” Brandon pointed out dryly.
     
    “I think that’s a good idea,” Izzy said, turning to look at Johnny for a moment.  “And if worse comes to worse, we can take him to Tina’s mother.”
     
    “Oh my gosh, I totally did not think of that,” Bex said as she covered her mouth with her palms in a form of surprise. “That’s brills, Izzy!”
     
    “God, she is just as much of a quack as this guy is,” Brandon said.  “Just because she predicted Izzy’s breakup” -
     
    “What?!” Izzy asked sharply, glancing over at the two.
     
    “Oh nothing, sweetie,” Bex said, waving Brandon’s comment away while giving him a glare.  “See, the thing is, I ran into Tina’s mother a few days ago and she wanted me to tell you that you and that asshole were going to break up due to infidelity, but the same night, you were going to meet a handsome stranger who was more than he seemed.”
     
    “Well, thanks for the warning,” Izzy replied.
     
    “Like I was going to know that you were coming home early,” Bex pointed out, her hand on her jutting hip.  “And she was right, wasn’t she?  In fact, I think after all of this, we should definitely take him to her, just to check him out.”
     
    “You guys have fun with that,” Brandon said.  “But after this, I’m going home.  Baseball’s started back up, and there is no way I’m going to miss a game for this nonsense.”
     
    “Well, you’re not invited anyways,” Bex said, sticking out her tongue.  She then brought her hands together and clapped.  “Okay, Izzy, why don’t you go set up the movie for pirate boy over there while Brandon and I start on that guy’s things?”  Before Izzy could agree or disagree, both Bex and Brandon disappeared in the room she had shared with…
     
    She didn’t want to think about it.
     
    “What’s a movie, anyways?” Johnny asked, his low voice breaking through her thoughts and giving her something to focus on.  “And why is Brandon… the way he is?”
     
    “Brandon’s just an asshole,” Izzy murmured, going over to her vast DVD collection.  Her long fingers brushed the spines of the boxes until she found the one she wanted.  “I have no idea why Bex is dating him, but then again, I have no idea why Bex dates most of her