shake off her shyness.
Well, everyone got to meet my new catâbut not in the way I was hoping.
Iâd pictured Taco taking turns climbing onto their laps, purring and kneading. Kneading is what cats do when they press their little paws against you one at a time, left and right, right and left. Mom said that newborn kittens knead and purr when they nurse because thatâs how they tell their mother to stay still. Grown cats knead and purr mostly when they are relaxed and happy.
Taco did not knead or purr at all.
What happened was this: We all stood by the bathroom door. Bea and Pip were on tiptoe, Maybelle and I were in the middle, and the twins were crouching down (dressed in matching yellow). The plan was for me to open the door a crack so everyone could peek at Taco, asleep on the bathmat. I didâbut Taco dashed out! He made a beeline (cat line?) for the sofa! And heâs been hiding underneath it ever since!
All anyone saw was a flash of fur!
Before I could stop them, Carmen and Lucia raced after him and got on their stomachs and started groping under the sofa. Not only did Taco not come out, he hissed at them! He even grumble-growled! It was a strange, low, unhappy sound.
Mom said we needed to let him get comfortable on his own terms. She also said that adult cats donât meow to other cats, they meow only to people, usually to âask for food or water or space.â
Well, we let Taco have some space while I opened birthday presents. Maybelle gave me a rainbow-colored beaded bracelet that sheâd made just for me. The twins gave me a gold picture frame (which I like) and a fuzzy pink jewelry box (which I donât). Bea gave me a book of funny cat photographs from her parentsâ shop. Pip gave me a scarf. And everyone sang, âHappy Birthday!â and ate pizza and cake.
Now that Iâm eleven, I wonder if I seem a lot older than the twins, who are in fourth grade. I also wonder if I seem a lot younger than Bea and Pip, who are in seventh. Am I growing up at the right speed?
I can hardly believe Iâm eleven. I wonât be a palindrome age again until Iâm twenty-two!
Ava Wren, Birthday Girl
1/2 (which looks like one-half
but means January 2)
Saturday 11:30 a.m.
Dear Diary,
This morning Pip and I were playing Battleship. I was trying to locate her submarine and said, âB-7?â
She said, âBELIEVE.â
I said, âBEWARE!â
She said, âBEHOLD!â
I said, âBEHAVE!â
She said, âBEEHIVE!â
We both laughed, and she said, âAva, come with me to Bates Books.â
I said I wanted to stay with Taco. But Pip pleadedâand even offered me a pack of bubblemint gum. I knew she was hoping to run into Ben since Bea and Benâs parents own the bookstore and Pip hadnât seen him since vacation started. Finally I said okayâif we made it quick.
We bundled up and off we went, but Ben wasnât there and neither was Bea. Their fluffy orange and white cat, Meow Meow, was, and he rubbed against us, his tail high in the air. He is as sweet as aâ¦Creamsicle!
Guess who else was there? Chuck! He looked different because heâd gotten a haircut and maybe gotten a little taller since last week? (Is that possible?) He also had a Band-Aid under his chinâthe tan kind, not the cartoon character kind.
Mrs. Bates was helping him find a book about a boxer. Sheâs good at helping kids pick out books. When Chuck saw me, he came over, so Mrs. Bates started helping Pip instead. She was telling her about some ânew YA paperbacks.â YA stands for young adult. (Confession: I donât think of Pip as a Young Adult. I think of her as a Big Kid.)
Well, I told Chuck about our new cat, and he told me a joke:
Question: Why did ten cats jump off a bridge?
Answer: They were copycats.
He expected me to laugh, but I said, âThatâs not funny. Thatâs sad.â I was picturing a soggy bunch of forlorn