best they stopped at eight.
L ADY W HISTLEDOWNâS S OCIETY P APERS , 2 J UNE 1815
B enedict Bridgerton was the second of eight children, but sometimes it felt more like a hundred.
This ball his mother had insisted upon hosting was supposed to be a masquerade, and Benedict had dutifully donned a black demi-mask, but everyone knew who he was. Or rather, they all almost knew.
âA Bridgerton!â they would exclaim, clapping their hands together with glee.
âYou must be a Bridgerton!â
âA Bridgerton! I can spot a Bridgerton anywhere.â
Benedict was a Bridgerton, and while there was no family to which heâd rather belong, he sometimes wished he were considered a little less a Bridgerton and a little more himself.
Just then, a woman of somewhat indeterminate age dressed as a shepherdess sauntered over. âA Bridgerton!â she trilled. âIâd recognize that chestnut hair anywhere. Which are you? No, donât say. Let me guess. Youâre not the viscount, because I just saw him. You must be Number Two or Number Three.â
Benedict eyed her coolly.
âWhich one? Number Two or Number Three?â
âTwo,â he bit off.
She clapped her hands together. âThatâs what I thought! Oh, I must find Portia. I told her you were Number Twoââ
Benedict, he nearly growled.
ââbut she said, no, heâs the younger one, but Iââ
Benedict suddenly had to get away. It was either that or kill the twittering ninnyhammer, and with so many witnesses, he didnât think he could get away with it. âIf youâll excuse me,â he said smoothly. âI see someone with whom I must speak.â
It was a lie, but he didnât much care. With a curt nod toward the overage shepherdess, he made a beeline toward the ballroomâs side door, eager to escape the throng and sneak into his brotherâs study, where he might find some blessed peace and quiet and perhaps a glass of fine brandy.
âBenedict!â
Damn. Heâd nearly made a clean escape. He looked up to see his mother hurrying toward him. She was dressed in some sort of Elizabethan costume. He supposed she was meant to be a character in one of Shakespeareâs plays, but for the life of him, he had no idea which.
âWhat can I do for you, Mother?â he asked. âAnd donât say âDance with Hermione Smythe-Smith.â Last time I did that I nearly lost three toes in the process.â
âI wasnât going to ask anything of the sort,â Violet replied. âI was going to ask you to dance with Prudence Featherington.â
âHave mercy, Mother,â he moaned. âSheâs even worse.â
âIâm not asking you to marry the chit,â she said. âJust dance with her.â
Benedict fought a groan. Prudence Featherington, while essentially a nice person, had a brain the size of a pea and a laugh so grating heâd seen grown men flee with their hands over their ears. âIâll tell you what,â he wheedled. âIâll dance with Penelope Featherington if you keep Prudence at bay.â
âThatâll do,â his mother said with a satisfied nod, leaving Benedict with the sinking sensation that sheâd wanted him to dance with Penelope all along.
âSheâs over there by the lemonade table,â Violet said, âdressed as a leprechaun, poor thing. The color is good for her, but someone really must take her mother in hand next time they venture out to the dressmaker. A more unfortunate costume, I canât imagine.â
âYou obviously havenât seen the mermaid,â Benedict murmured.
She swatted him lightly on the arm. âNo poking fun at the guests.â
âBut they make it so easy.â
She shot him a look of warning before saying, âIâm off to find your sister.â
âWhich one?â
âOne of the ones who isnât married,â
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