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good,” said Shadow. “Where’s the rest room?”
    The man pointed to a door in the corner of the bar. There was a stuffed alligator head mounted on the door. Shadow went through the door.
    It was a clean, well-lit rest room. Shadow looked around the room first; force of habit. (“Remember, Shadow, you can’t fight back when you’re pissing,” Low Key said, low key as always, in the back of his head.) He took the urinal stall on the left. Then he unzipped his fly and pissed for an age, feeling relief. He read the yellowing press clipping framed at eye level, with a photo of Jack and two alligators.
    There was a polite grunt from the urinal immediately to his right, although he had heard nobody come in.
    The man in the pale suit was bigger standing than he had seemed sitting on the plane beside Shadow. He was almost Shadow’s height, and Shadow was a big man. He was staring ahead of him. He finished pissing, shook off the last few drops, and zipped himself up.
    Then he grinned, like a fox eating shit from a barbed-wire fence. “So,” said Mr. Wednesday, “you’ve had time to think, Shadow. Do you want a job?”
SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA
Los Angeles. 11:26 P.M.
    In a dark red room—the color of the walls is close to that of raw liver—is a tall woman dressed cartoonishly in too-tight silk shorts, her breasts pulled up and pushed forward by the yellow blouse tied beneath them. Her black hair is piled high and knotted on top of her head. Standing beside her is a short man wearing an olive T-shirt and expensive blue jeans. He is holding, in his right hand, a wallet and a Nokia mobile phone with a red-white-and-blue faceplate.
    The red room contains a bed, upon which are white satin-style sheets and an oxblood bedspread. At the foot of the bed is a small wooden table, upon which is a small stone statue of a woman with enormous hips, and a candleholder.
    The woman hands the man a small red candle. “Here,” she says. “Light it.”
    â€œMe?”
    â€œYes,” she says, “If you want to have me.”
    â€œI shoulda just got you to suck me off in the car.”
    â€œPerhaps,” she says. “Don’t you want me?” Her hand runs up her body from thigh to breast, a gesture of presentation, as if she were demonstrating a new product.
    Red silk scarves over the lamp in the corner of the room make the light red.
    The man looks at her hungrily, then he takes the candle from her and pushes it into the candleholder. “You got a light?”
    She passes him a book of matches. He tears off a match, lights the wick: it flickers and then burns with a steady flame, which gives the illusion of motion to the faceless statue beside it, all hips and breasts.
    â€œPut the money beneath the statue.”
    â€œFifty bucks.”
    â€œYes,” she says. “Now, come love me.”
    He unbuttons his blue jeans and removes his olive T-shirt. She massages his white shoulders with her brown fingers; then she turns him over and begins to make love to him with her hands, and her fingers, and her tongue.
    It seems to him that the lights in the red room have been dimmed, and the sole illumination comes from the candle, which burns with a bright flame.
    â€œWhat’s your name?” he asks her.
    â€œBilquis,” she tells him, raising her head. “With a Q.”
    â€œA what?”
    â€œNever mind.”
    He is gasping now. “Let me fuck you,” he says. “I have to fuck you.”
    â€œOkay, hon,” she says. “We’ll do it. But will you do something for me, while you’re doing it?”
    â€œHey,” he says, suddenly tetchy, “I’m paying you, you know.”
    She straddles him, in one smooth movement, whispering, “I know, honey, I know, you’re paying me, and I mean, look at you, I should be paying you, I’m so lucky . . .”
    He purses his lips, trying to show that her