out his hand to touch it, but covers his mouth instead.
âThis is a shock, I know. Sheâs lying to you. Thatâs what they do.â
âButâ¦â
âAnd thereâs this.â
I open her computer to show him the first picture. âYouâre trying to be her friend, but youâre her father. She needs guidance.â
His face is white. âHow could she do this to me?â
âWhy is she doing it at all?â
âI donât know what to do.â
âI do.â
Melissa eventually shows up around nine the next night. She sees her father and I sitting in the living room and gives us a brief nod and keeps going.
âMelissa.â
âWhat?â
âCould I speak to you for a moment?â
She drags her feet on the shiny hardwood floor. âIâm exhausted and I have to write a paper for Monday.â She keeps looking down at her phone.
âThis wonât take long. Sit down.â
âDad! I told you. Iâve got stuff to do.â
âSit.â
She groans and flops on the couch. âWhat am I apologizing for this time?â
âFor this.â
Jonathan reaches for the paper bag that is by his chair. He takes each item out of the bag one at a time and puts them all in the middle of the area rug. I watch her eyes get big. He brings out her computer and opens it. Melissaâs blood drains from her face and she slowly turns to look at me. âWhat have you done?â
âSheâs done what I should have done months ago. Now Iâm going to tell you whatâs going to happen.â He falters a little and glances at me.
âYouâve got this,â I tell him.
âI called your principal todayââ
âOn a Saturday?â
ââat her home number, and told her youâre taking some time off.â
âShe wonât let you.â
âShe did.â
Melissaâs mouth opens and she stares at her dad. âDo not send me to rehab! Iâm not into drugs full-time. Iâm not an alcoholic. Iâm not doing anything different than my friends. Itâs no big deal. Everybody does it.â
âIâm sending you away.â
âYouâre not serious.â
âI have to do something. I cannot let this continue.â
Melissa looks furious. âSo your solution is to take me away from my father and my mother? You must be reading some great parenting manuals. As soon as your kid makes a mistake, kick them out of the house.â
âStop with the âwoe is meâ routine,â I say. âWhen you start behaving like a responsible young woman, youâll be dealt with accordingly.â
She turns around and curls her lip at me. âItâs all your fault! Everything was fine until you walked in here. Just go away!â
âI am going away. But guess what? Youâre coming with me.â
CHAPTER THREE
When I call Fletcher to tell him Iâm bringing home a pissed-off devil child, he doesnât seem too bothered. But then, nothing bothers Fletch. Of course, heâs never lived with a teenager. A teenager whoâs just been told she canât have her laptop or phone. Sheâs allowed one suitcase of clothes and Beulah. Thatâs it. (As if Iâd leave Beulah behind.)
After three hours of screaming into her pillow, she eventually falls asleep on top of her bed. I donât feel sorry for her. I tell Jonathan to get some sleep; he looks dreadful. I, on the other hand, make sure to sit by front door all night. Itâs not like I have to worry about her going out the window. She shows up on the dot of three with a bulging knapsack.
âI canât believe youâre sitting here.â
âI canât believe you thought I wouldnât be.â
She stomps back to her room.
In the morning, I knock on Jonathanâs bedroom door. He opens it, wearing pyjamas that Cary Grant would have on in a forties movie. Theyâre even
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