do.â
Robin had to laugh. âIâm not talking about sex.â
Sam met Robinâs gaze. âMaybe we should. Talk about sex. I mean, sure, we could sit here and ignore the fact that you and Jules haveâ¦that kind of relationship. We could go that way, if you really want, but Iâd prefer to throw it out on the table, look each other in the eye, man to man, and acknowledge the fact that youâre getting it on with one of my best friends, which, yes, freaks me out a little bit, but Iâm a grown-upâI can deal.â
âWell, good,â Robin managed. âI hope things are going equally well for you and Alyssa.â
It was definitely time to stand up and go back into the hotel room, but Sam wasnât done.
âWhat I canât deal with,â the SEAL continued, and his eyes were arctic again, âis you stepping out, or messing around, or doing some backroom hustle with someone who isnât Jules. Itâs not just a matter of breaking his heart, itâs an issue of health. You put him at risk, I
will
rip out your lungs.â
Son
of a bitch.
âWith your pinky finger,â Robin said, as his outrage came to a boil. âRight? Itâs a little detail, I know, but it helps build the right amount of terror in me. I mean, because without that paralyzing fear holding me back, I just might go out and fuck random strangers.â
Sam was clearly a little taken aback at his vehemence.
But this time
Robin
wasnât done. He let Sam have it, death by pinky finger be damned. âDonât you have the tiniest clue, you fucking homophobic Neanderthal, how completely you just insulted me? Iâm gayâI must be promiscuous, right? Oh, and you can
deal
with the idea of Jules and me making loveâarenât you courageous to have to face that, you poor thing?â
âThatâs not what I meant,â Sam protested.
Robin pushed the deli bag toward him. âHere you goâjust in case you need to
throw up
at the thought ofââ
âJules and I have been friends a long time,â Sam was getting mad now, too. âWay longer than youâve known him.â
âI was unaware this was a contest,â Robin threw back in his face. âYouâve known him longer, but Iâve known him more intimately. Hmmm, I wonder who wins. Iâm feeling pretty certain itâs me, because
damn,
your good friend Jules? Heâs freaking great in bed.â
âIf thatâs all he is to youââ
âFuck. You,â Robin said, fumbling in his jacket pocket for the jewelers box heâd been carrying around for the past three days, since heâd gotten the crazy idea toâ¦No. It wasnât crazy at all. It was the most sane idea heâd ever had. He put the fuzzy little box somewhat forcefully on the table in front of Sam. âAnd fuck your holier-thanthou bullshit, too. Iâm the one who said I make him happy. Youâre the one who made it be about sex.â
Sam looked from Robin to the jewelers box and back. He picked it up and opened it andâ¦
Sam looked at him. Jules was always saying that Sam was extra smart for someone who wore cowboy boots, and Robin could see from his expression that he knew exactly what he was holding.
Wedding rings.
âYou can threaten to rip my lungs out if you want,â Robin told him more quietly now. âItâs not going to change a thing. I want Jules. Only Jules. And I want him forever. I love himâI donât give a damn if you donât believe me. The only one who needs to believe me is Jules.â
Sam snapped the ring box closed. âI donât think youâre promiscuous because youâre gay,â he said just as quietly. âI think youâre promiscuous because youâre a drunk.â
Robin felt sick, because he knew that there wasnât much he could say in response to that. There was a seven-minute-long digital video, showing