Shahid. He shrugs. Now that the Watchman has started talking, he doesnât seem so bad. And this seems like a clear-cut bargain. So I tell him about Ellaâs stolen sketchbook and Mr. Wilder.
He doesnât say a word the entire time. When Iâm finished, he just stands there with a funny twitch in his throat. Then he reaches under the counter and pulls out a roll of Life Savers candy. He puts them in the bag with the sunglasses and says, âThanks. Thatâll be thirty dollars even.â
I hand over the money and take the bag. âUh. Thank you.â
âLife Savers?â Shahid mutters.
âI give them to my special customers,â the Watchman says. âGood luck, boys.â
âThanks,â we say together and leave. As the door closes behind us, we hear him almost-burping again. Loudly.
Chapter Seven
âMaybe we could try duct tape,â I say.
âYou want to tape them to my head?â Shahidâs voice is shrill. âNo way.â
When the Watchman told us the sunglasses were large, we should have asked how large. I donât believe anybody has a head that big. These shades would be oversized on a gorilla. They make Shahid look like an alien. Or like those magnified pictures of houseflies with their big bulbous eyes. That wouldnât be so bad, but if he makes the slightest movement, the glasses fall off.
âIâve got a better idea,â Shahid says. âWhat if you wear them over your regular glasses? We could use twist ties to attach the arms together.â
We try this, and it worksâsort of. The only problem is that the frame of my regular glasses blocks the rearview mirror on the sunglasses. We make adjustments with the twist ties and lower the sunglasses so the mirror is visible below my frames.
âAll right.â I give Shahid thumbs-up. âLetâs practice.â
We start practicing with my mother. Sheâs in the kitchen, talking on the phone. I back up to the doorway, and Shahid stands in front of me. The idea is that Iâll watch my mother in the mirror and tell Shahid what I see. Heâll watch her too and confirm that Iâm seeing clearly.
âAll I can see is the ceiling,â I say. âThe angle of the mirror is all wrong.â
We retreat to our lab downstairs and adjust the twist ties again. This time, we raise the sunglasses so that the mirror sits above my regular frames.
We return to the kitchen doorway and take up our places.
âNow all I can see is the floor,â I complain.
âTry lowering your head,â Shahid advises. âAnd raise only your eyes to the mirror.â
I try this. âItâs a strain on my eyeballs, but I can see her,â I tell Shahid.
âExcellent. What is she doing?â
âSheâs talking on the phone,â I report. âAnd now sheâsâ¦â
âAngus?â Mom says. âWhat are you boys up to now? And why are you holding your head like that? Is something wrong with your neck?â
âItâs fine, Mom,â I mutter. I straighten up to prove this and add, âWe were just leaving.â
Back in the lab, weâre silent for a time. I remove the sunglasses and catch Shahid gazing fondly at Gordon. Gordon doesnât have eyes, but he has a pair of adapted webcams for visuals.
âMaybe after we find Ellaâs sketchbook,â I say, âwe can put a reverse gear in Gordon. Then we can put the sunglasses on him so heâll have a rearview mirror.â
âYou think?â Shahid grins. âThat would be sweet.â
I nod. âIt would. But for now, what if we put a rubber band around your head to hold the sunglasses on?â
The look on his face tells me heâs going to refuse. Briefly, I think I can read some things.
âYou could fluff your hair over the elastic so it wouldnât be obvious,â I add.
â Fluff my hair?â
âYou know what I mean. Comb it over.