shouted simultaneously. âUncle Jo!â
Starting out of sleep, the others took up the cry.
âUncle Jo! Uncle Jo!â
Mr. Stoyte was touched by the warmth of his reception. The face which Jeremy had found so disquietingly grim relaxed into a smile. In mock protest, he covered his ears with his hands. âYouâll make me deaf,â he cried. Then, in an aside to the nurse, âPoor kids,â he murmured. âMakes me feel Iâd kind of like to cry,â His voice became husky with sentiment. âAnd when one thinks how sick theyâve been . . .â He shook his head, leaving the sentence unfinished; then, in another tone, âBy the way,â he added, waving a large square hand in the direction of Jeremy Pordage, who had followed him into the ward and was standing near the door, wearing an expression of bewildered embarrassment, âThis is Mr. . . . Mr. . . . Hell! Iâve forgotten your name.â
âPordage,â said Jeremy, and reminded himself that Mr. Stoyteâs name had once been Slob.
âPordage, thatâs it. Ask him about history and literature,â he added derisively to the nurse. âHe knows it all.â
Jeremy was modestly protesting that his period was only from the invention of Ossian to the death of Keats, when Mr. Stoyte turned back to the children and in a voice that drowned the otherâs faintly fluted disclaimers, shouted: âGuess what Uncle Joâs brought you!â
They guessed. Candies, bubble gum, balloons, guinea pigs. Mr. Stoyte continued triumphantly to shake his head. Finally, when the children had exhausted their powers of imagination, he dipped into the pocket of his old tweed jacket and produced, first, a whistle, then a mouth organ, then a small musical box, then a trumpet, then a wooden rattle, then an automatic pistol. This, however, he hastily put back.
âNow play,â he said, when he had distributed the instruments. âAll together. One, two, three.â And, beating time with both arms, he began to sing âWay down upon the Swanee River.â
At this latest in a long series of shocks and surprises, Jeremyâs mild face took on an expression of more intense bewilderment.
What a morning! The arrival at dawn. The Negro retainer. The interminable suburb. The Beverly Pantheon. The Object among the orange trees and his meeting with William Propter and this really dreadful Stoyte. Then, inside the castle, the Rubens and the great El Greco in the hall, the Vermeer in the elevator, the Rembrandt etchings along the corridors, the Winter-halter in the butlerâs pantry.
Then Miss Mauncipleâs Louis XV boudoir, with the Watteau and the two Lancrets and the fully equipped soda fountain in a rococo embrasure, and Miss Maunciple herself, in an orange kimono, drinking a raspberry and peppermint ice cream soda at her own counter. He had been introduced, had refused the offer of a sundae and been hurried on again, always at top speed, always as though on the wings of a tornado, to see the other sights of the castle. The Rumpus Room, for example, with frescoes of elephants by Sert. The library with its woodwork by Grinling Gibbons, but with no books, because Mr. Stoyte had not yet brought himself to buy any. The small dining-room, with its Fra Angelico and its furniture from Brighton Pavilion. The large dining-room, modelled on the interior of the mosque at Fatehpur Sikri. The ballroom with its mirrors and coffered ceiling. The thirteenth-century stained glass in the eleventh-floor W.C. The morning room, with Boucherâs picture of La Petite Morphil bottom upwards on a pink satin sofa. The chapel, imported in fragments from Goa, with the walnut confessional used by St. Francois de Sales at Annecy. The functional billiard room. The indoor swimming pool. The Second Empire bar, with its nudes by Ingres. The two gymnasiums. The Christian Science Reading Room, dedicated to the memory of the late Mrs.