she is to the class.â
Alex blew her whistle and we lined up to dive in. I went second after Lauren, and when I came up for air I was gasping from the cold.
âHow is it?â asked Mei from the dock, her arms folded across her chest and her shoulders hunched. If she was cold now, the water was really going to wake her up.
âFr-freezing!â I yelled. The water was so frigid it made my head ache.
âColder than yesterday?â asked Courtney.
âYes!â Lauren and I shouted at the same time.
Alex blew her whistle at us. âStop complaining and start swimming!â One by one, the others dove in. After everybody had screamed and groaned and gotten over the shock, we all started across the lake.
âIâm never going to make it,â said Courtney when she came up for air. Her teeth chattered, and her lips were pale.
âSure you will. Itâs not that far,â I told her.
âNo, I mean everything. This class. Thereâs no way Iâll ever pass it.â
âMe neither,â said Mei, bobbing up beside us. Her black hair looked like it was painted on. âI thought I was a good swimmer, but she scared me to death back there.â
I looked back at Alex standing on the dock with her whistle between her teeth, ready to blow it if we made a wrong move. âHey, Alex. Instead of sucking on that whistle, why donât you swallow it instead?â Of course she couldnât hear me, but everyone else could. They all laughed at my joke, so I kept going.
âI think Alex needs a nose ring,â I said. âThen she could hang her whistle from it. Wouldnât that be a nice fashion statement?â
âJD, stop!â gasped Lauren, treading water just enough to keep her head up. âI canât swim and laugh at the same time!â
âNo, donât stop,â Courtney said, blowing water out of her nose. âItâll take our minds off how cold we are.â
âThese are the five areas weâll be working on this summer: Marco Polo, belly flops, cannonballs, handstands . . .â
âThatâs only four,â Mei pointed out.
âAnd making Alex so mad she swallows that whistle!â
Just then we heard the whistle blow. âStop horsing around out there!â Alex called across the lake.
Everyone cracked up, so then I said, âHey, guys, letâs all turn around and neigh at her. Câmon, on the count of three . . .â
I counted to three and then spun around in the water and neighed at Alex on the end of the dock, but we were so far away from her now, there was no way she heard me. No one else did it, but the others sure laughed their heads off.
âThis class is going to be fun with you in it,â said Claudia, the girl whoâd looked bored when Alex was talking and whoâd kept checking her watch the whole time.
âYeah, I was about to leave when she went on and on about how hard it was going to be,â put in Shelby, a skinny girl with bangs covering her eyes. âBut when you stood up and made a big joke of it, I decided to stick it out.â
âI fully expect half of you to drown before the class ends,â I said, making my voice growly like Alexâs. âAnd the rest of you better be willing to dedicate your lives to this class or Iâll shoot you at sunrise.â
âThatâs just how she talks!â Mei laughed.
âSomebody better tell her this is summer camp, not prison camp,â I yelled. It was so much fun to laugh at Alex while we were on the other side of the lake. She couldnât reach us out here.
âYou should tell her that,â Lauren suggested. âIt would be so funny if you got out of the water and said that to her!â
âYeah! Do it!â everybody else was telling me.
âMaybe I will,â I said.
âNo, donât, JD. Youâve made her mad enough for one day,â warned Courtney.