rest of the country, too.
âYes?â Mrs. Hargrove looked up at him. Her eyes were bright with curiosity. Her cheeks were pink. She must be seventy years old. She looked like every cookie-loverâs picture of Grandma.
Robert dove right in. âI love you.â
âWhy, I love you, too.â She beamed back.
âWhat?â Robert stalled. This wasnât the way it was supposed to go.
âI love all of Godâs children,â Mrs. Hargrove continued. âThey say thatâs how Christians will know each other. By the love they have for others. I John 4:7. Does this mean youâre a Christian?â
âWell, no, IâI mean Iâm not opposed to Christianity.â Robert started to sweat in earnest. How had God gotten into this? âDonât really even know much about itââ
âWell, Iâd be happy to tell you.â
âGreat, maybe later. Itâs just thatâs not what I meant when I said I love you.â
âWell, then, what did you mean?â
Robert was desperate. He looked over and nodded at Bambi. She was in position. Then he started to bend down.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Hargrove bent, too. âMy beads.â
Robert heard the scattered dropping of pearls as his kiss landed smack on the top of Mrs. Hargroveâs gray head. His lips met the scalp where her hair was parted.
âOh, dear,â Mrs. Hargrove said as she bent down farther.
Now Robert couldnât even kiss the top of her head unless he squatted down to where his kneecaps should be.
âHere, let me help you,â Jenny said as she stepped closer to both of them.
Robert wasnât about to give up. It wasnât ideal. But the camera was in place and he was determined to kiss someone. Even if it was Jenny.
He heard her first soft shocked breath as he drew Jenny to him. He was close enough to feel her second indignant breath as he bent his head.
The camera flashed. The talking stopped. A bead rolled.
Robert was triumphant. His big moment was recorded. He could end the kiss. But he didnât. Something was happening.
The kiss blossomed. Jenny tasted of home. The minute Robert felt her lips tremble beneath his, he was lost. He didnât want the kiss to end. He felt like he had caught a fragile thread of something precious he didnât even understand.
âMmmm, sweet. I like thatâI mean youâI like you,â he whispered when he finally drew away.
âNot love?â Bright red dots stood out on both of Jennyâs cheeks. âI thought âI love youâ came easy enough to your type.â
Robert felt like he was coming out of a cozy cave and facing the frost of winter.
âMy type?â he asked cautiously.
Jennyâs brown eyes had deepened to a snapping black. She bristled.
âThe type of man who kisses his employeesâwhom he likes âeven when he says he loves Mrs. Hargrove.â
âI donât kiss my employââ Robert stopped. That was no longer true. âI mean, I donât. Well, I didnâtââ
There was an incessant ringing somewhere and a gnarled old hand reached from behind Robert. Mr. Gossett had pulled the ringing phone out of the coat pocket. âThis yours?â
âYou want it?â Robert asked Jenny.
Jennyâs cheeks were red still and her breathing quick. She was adorable.
Robert suspected she reached for the phone more for something to do than because she wanted to talk.
âYes.â Jenny turned her back to him and walked a few feet away.
âYou talked to him!â She looked over her shoulder in a betraying move. It was the sister. âSo he knows.â
Robert knew he should pick up on the accusation Jenny had left dangling and make some strong sexual harassment statements. Publicly threaten to fire her unless she kissed him again. That would certainly knock him off the bachelor list. Women didnât tolerate sexual harassment anymore and they
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