tempting pair of bosoms and such well rounded buttocks." He grinned. "Damn me, but her arse is a wondrous piece of work. And thus have I worked my piece. Thrice have we increased the population of the realm and so I have fled Stratford before we further swelled the ranks of the Queen's subjects and placed a further burden on the land's resources."
Smythe was taken aback. "You have not
abandoned
her, surely? With children?"
"Nay, I would not do so mean a thing." The poet shook his head. "That is to say, I have left her back in Stratford with the children, aye, that is true, but I have not abandoned her. Even though the marriage was not of my own choosing, 'twas surely of my own making. Had I but held my piece, so to speak, instead of being too quick to dip my quill in her all-too-willing and inviting inkwell, I would have written a different scene entirely and married better and more wisely. And for love, unfashionable as that may seem. But for want of better timing, 'twas another Anne I would have married."
"You loved another, also by the name of Anne?"
"Aye. For while a rose may be a rose, and while by another other name it may still smell as sweet, it is only once the bloom is off the rose, my friend, that you discover what is truly at the root. The Anne I loved was young and innocent; the Anne I got was older, more experienced and much craftier. And relentless, untamed shrew though she may be, she is nevertheless
my
shrew and the mother of my children, who could have done better, certainly, than to have a besotted, weak-willed poet for a father, though perhaps they could not have done much worse."
"So then you loved a younger woman whom you wanted to keep chaste for marriage, and thus your unquenched ardor made you succumb to an older woman who seduced you," said Smythe. "And you got her with child, which forced the marriage, is that it?"
"Aye, but somehow, it sounds much worse the way you put it," said the poet, frowning.
"Well, 'twas the way you put it that got you into trouble in the first place," Smythe replied, with a grin.
Shakespeare grimaced. "If you were not so large, my friend, I would give you sound drubbing for that remark." He chuckled. "But prudence and my desire for survival dictate that I hold my temper."
"Forgive me, I do not mean to make fun at your expense," said Smythe, sympathetically.
"Yes, you do, confound you, but you do it well, so I forgive you. In any event, to resume my narrative, I knew that I could not, on a mere glover's takings, make any sort of decent life for us in Stratford. I recall only too well how my father worked his fingers to the bone, cutting tranks and sewing stitches, and doing what else he could withal, but there never was enough. That is to say, we neither starved, nor did we prosper. We survived, after a fashion. He rose as high as alderman for his ambition, did old John Shakespeare, and then he fell from grace when his debts exceeded his ability to pay. I had hoped for rather more than that. Times are hard and people have less money now. And making gloves did not, by any means, ignite my fire."
"So you decided to forego the glover's trade and make your way to London to seek your fortune as a player?"
"As a poet, actually. At any rate, that would be my preference. Mind you, I shall take work as a player, if I can get it, for one must eat, after all, and working as player will allow me also to write plays. And writing plays and selling them will bring more profit, if the audiences come and I make a reputation for myself and become a shareholder of the company. And then, if I am fortunate enough to find a noble patron, that too can bring increase."
"How so?"
"How? Why, through poetry, of course. Poetry that extols the virtues of your noble patron, or a nobleman that you hope to have as patron. You make a dedication—it is considered proper to ask permission, of course, usually through some friendly intermediary— and then you find some scrivener to make fair