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draw in so quickly now, don’t they?” said Miss Murgatroyd to Patrick in a rather fluttery way. “What lovely chrysanthemums!”
    â€œScraggy!” said Julia.
    â€œWhy can’t you be cooperative?” murmured Patrick to her in a reproachful aside.
    â€œYou’ve got your central heating on,” said Miss Hinchcliffe. She said it accusingly. “Very early.”
    â€œThe house gets so damp this time of year,” said Miss Blacklock.
    Patrick signalled with his eyebrows: “Sherry yet?” and Miss Blacklock signalled back: “Not yet.”
    She said to Colonel Easterbrook:
    â€œAre you getting any bulbs from Holland this year?”
    The door again opened and Mrs. Swettenham came in rather guiltily, followed by a scowling and uncomfortable Edmund.
    â€œHere we are!” said Mrs. Swettenham gaily, gazing round her with frank curiosity. Then, feeling suddenly uncomfortable, she went on: “I just thought I’d pop in and ask you if by any chance you wanted a kitten, Miss Blacklock? Our cat is just—”
    â€œAbout to be brought to bed of the progeny of a ginger tom,” said Edmund. “The result will, I think, be frightful. Don’t say you haven’t been warned!”
    â€œShe’s a very good mouser,” said Mrs. Swettenham hastily. And added: “What lovely chrysanthemums!”
    â€œYou’ve got your central heating on, haven’t you?” asked Edmund, with an air of originality.
    â€œAren’t people just like gramophone records?” murmured Julia.
    â€œI don’t like the news,” said Colonel Easterbrook to Patrick, buttonholing him fiercely. “I don’t like it at all. If you ask me, war’s inevitable—absolutely inevitable.”
    â€œI never pay any attention to news,” said Patrick.
    Once more the door opened and Mrs. Harmon came in.
    Her battered felt hat was stuck on the back of her head in a vague attempt to be fashionable and she had put on a rather limp frilly blouse instead of her usual pullover.
    â€œHallo, Miss Blacklock,” she exclaimed, beaming all over her round face. “I’m not too late, am I? When does the murder begin?”
    III
    There was an audible series of gasps. Julia gave an approving little giggle, Patrick crinkled up his face and Miss Blacklock smiled at her latest guest.
    â€œJulian is just frantic with rage that he can’t be here,” said Mrs. Harmon. “He adores murders. That’s really why he preached such a good sermon last Sunday—I suppose I oughtn’t to say it was a good sermon as he’s my husband—but it really was good, didn’t you think?—so much better than his usual sermons. But as I was saying it was all because of Death Does the Hat Trick. Have you read it? The girl at Boots’ kept it for me specially. It’s simply baffling. You keep thinking you know—and then the whole thing switches round—and there are a lovely lot of murders, four or five of them. Well, I left it in the study when Julian was shutting himself up there to do his sermon, and he just picked it up and simply could not put it down! And consequently he had to write his sermon in a frightful hurry and had to just put down what he wanted to say very simply—without any scholarly twists and bits and learned references—and naturally it was heaps better. Oh, dear, I’m talking too much. But do tell me, when is the murder going to begin?”
    Miss Blacklock looked at the clock on the mantelpiece.
    â€œIf it’s going to begin,” she said cheerfully, “it ought to begin soon. It’s just a minute to the half hour. In the meantime, have a glass of sherry.”
    Patrick moved with alacrity through the archway. Miss Blacklock went to the table by the archway where the cigarette box was.
    â€œI’d love some sherry,” said Mrs. Harmon. “But what do you mean by if?